Funny what ifs

Im bored so dont flame me for it. Anyway, these are things from the movies that would have been funny had they gone wrong. I will start to show you what i mean.

TPM: Anakin is trying to work the controls for Naboo Starfighter and accidentally hits the eject button instead of the startup.

AOTC: Obi-Wan is falling toward the ocean from his fight with jango. He grabs the string, throws it, and it misses.

TESB: Luke is underneath the AT-AT, he throws the concussion grenade in... and can't get loose of his ascension gun.

TESB: After Vader says that he is Luke's father and to search his feelings, he should say 'Psyche!'

hahaha..wait...I don't get it.

TESB: Luke is hanging in the ice-monster-cave and is trying to retrieve his lightsaber. The lightsaber jerks a little and then flies very strongly to the opposite side of the cave. Luke says:"Shit".

Yoda struts into the cave where Dooku is. Draws his lightsaber using the force and ignites it.... it's backwards. Nix Yoda.

AOTC - When those bugs are crawling on Padme in her bed, and Anakin runs in and kills them with his lightsaber, he cuts her nose off too.

Or when Obi-wan jumps through the window in the same scene, he misses the droid and falls. 😄

after leia and han get it on luke comes back and tells her that han's really the one thats her brother

Oh oh!

Originally posted by Darth Revan33
TESB: Luke is underneath the AT-AT, he throws the concussion grenade in...

...and it falls back out 😄

ROTJ: When Chewie and the ewoks take over the AT-ST and chewie is standing on the top, instead of stumbling when the ewoks take control of it, he falls off.

TPM: When Obi Wan has been kicked off the ledge by Darth Maul and force jumps back up, he doesnt jump high enough and falls back down.

ROTJ: When Luke is about to fall into the sarlacc pit and fakes jumping in, his hand slips and he DOES fall in.

ROTJ: R2 doesnt shoot lukes saber far enough and it lands in the sarlacc pit.

i think ur obsessed with things falling mist

ROTJ: Vader throws his lightsaber at Luke and then can't find it.

ANH: At the start, Vader looks at the bodies and then trips over one.

AOTC: After Dooku's fight with Yoda, he gets in his solar sailer to leave. Padme jumps out of her ship and shoots at Dooku's ship... and kills him.

TPM: Maul kills Dooku, but doesn't hear a scream. He looks over to see Obi-Wan sound asleep.

TPM: When Obi-Wan jumps out of the pit (right before he kills Maul) he uses the Force to bring his lightsaber to him, except it misses and hits him in the face.

Originally posted by Darth Revan33
TPM: Maul kills Dooku, but doesn't hear a scream. He looks over to see Obi-Wan sound asleep.

wow, i wanna see your TPM version of maul vs dooku...

Darth Revan, you'll love this (if you haven't seen it yet...)
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/bespin.html

here is a good one:

that Supershadow is really good friends with Goerge Lucas

so funny it makes want to 😛uke:

or that the bogus and horrible episode 7-9 scripts he has on his site are real

Originally posted by Obi-OneManShow
Darth Revan, you'll love this (if you haven't seen it yet...)
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/bespin.html

LOL, that was great! I wish I had found those earlier. Thanks a lot!

ESB: When the Millenium Falcon detached from the Star Destroyer, it got hit with a stray piece of garbage and blew up.

ANH: When Obi-Wan is mind-tricking the stormtrooper... Stormtrooper: "We dont need to see his identification" Obi Wan: "You will shoot your fellow stormtroopers after dancing the tango with them." Stormtrooper: "I will shoot my fellow stormtroopers after dancing the tango with them."

ROTJ: When Emperor Palpatine is walking with his cane... if Luke used the Force to pull the cane to him and the Emperor fell on his face.

This is actually a pretty hillarious thread, what saess said about luke in the ice cave had me laughing out loud, k what if

TPM:There wasnt a bigger fish
AOTC: Anakins newly attached limb falls off while holding padme's hand at their wedding
ESB: Han made a funny face and flipped the bird when put into carbon freeze

There's a spark as the Falcon protests. Chewie catches on fire. Leia: Do you smell something burning?

R2 D2 busts in to save everyone in any scene you can imagine... and gets hung up on some carpetting.

Qui Gon deflects a blaster bolt. It pings around and nails him in the back of the head.

Han, junked up on some spice or juma juice, fires at Luke in the trenches of the Death Star. Oops. Let her rip, kid.

Sidious has a heart attack when Luke lunges at him with the lightsaber. Or worse, Vader misses the block. D'uh!

The escape pod with the droids lands with the opening facing down.

Jawas fight back and murder the stormtroopers. The emperor declares war on Tattooine.

When Ben sabers off the thug's arm in the cantina, it flies over and slaps somebody on the face.

Yoda sang.

slapping ppl is funny

lol that was great Darth Janus.

TPM: Qui-Gon is meditating so hard on his fighting power that he doesnt realize the force field goes down and Maul kills him.

TPM: When Obi-Wan is running full speed through the open Force Fields and the last one stops just before he gets there... his momentum makes him fall into the force field and he gets fried.

TPM: Obi Wan: "but master yoda says I should be mindful of the future." Qui Gon slaps him and says "shut up stupid, you're making me look bad!"

TPM: at the end when Anakin is in the naboo starfighter which is in the droid control ship, he fires the proton torpedoes... and they hit a nearby droid, detonating and blowing up the starfighter.

ANH: when Han fires at the magnetically sealed door... it richochetes and barely catches Leia in the butt.

ROTJ: When the Falcon loses the radar dish... if it flew back and destroyed a Tie fighter that was just about to shoot down the Falcon.

AOTC: when Mace's cloak catches fire, he takes it off... and another Jedi accidentally steps in it and catches fire.

As a prank, somebody switched Mace's lightsaber with a short pink one.

Yoda starts yelling at the younglings to get off his lawn.

Leia plays hardball with the thermal detonator for too long, and Jabba's Palace becomes Jabba's Crater.

Han was dipped in the carbonite with his tongue out.

Vader gets sabered on the shoulder in Bespin and starts yelling "Ah! You little shit! I'm your father! Go to your room!"

Child Protective Services interview Vader.

Ewoks are secretly Force Bears, and they use stolen Imperial technology to wage war on the smooth skins.

As Vader's suit burns on the pyre, you suddenly hear... "Ahhhh!! Omigod... I'm alive in here! Luke, you are sooo grounded!"

ET sparred with Yoda, and was Dooku's apprentice, Darth Fingerus. Drew Barrymore is his cheerleader for the match.

Mace Windu had a 'fro and a badge. Look out!

When Han uses the lightsaber to cut open the Tauntaun, he accidentally sabers the kid. "OOps. Hey, look what I found!" *Pockets the lightsaber*

Ithorians where battle masters, making Mandalorians look like sissies.

The two hair braids on Boba's armor where from Ewoks who had been found dead in the woods.

Somebody got smart and shot either Boba or Jango's rocketpacks and sat back to watch the fireworks.

It was discovered that the lone Jedi who Jango popped was actually part of the twenty-minute Jedi training corp, just recently instated.

Somebody actually used EMP on droids. Or hell, on ships.

Episode III features archaic computer beeps, large helmets with awkward chin straps, and sideburns. Lots of sideburns.

ESB: Leia gets space sick from all the turning upside down in the millenium falcon.

ANH: some random smuggler sees vader's tie fighter (after death star blows up) shoots for the heck of it and kills him.

Oh, and Darth Janus: they do use EMP on droids and ships. Its an ion blast. that jawas uses one on artoo, they use one on hoth to take down that star destroyer, and in the books Boba uses a huge one against IG-88.