funny insults

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

LOL!!! LMAO!!!! that is HILARIOUS!!

😐

A friend of mine got flashed in the park, and said " oh, that reminds me... I need a baby carrot..."

Originally posted by big gay kirk
A friend of mine got flashed in the park, and said " oh, that reminds me... I need a baby carrot..."

If you have a car or you know someone who has a car that is a junker, say: "Damn thing runs like a pool table."

i told my friend that the next time he whaks off when im at his house he should clean up but that wasnt an insult it was funny

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
If you have a car or you know someone who has a car that is a junker, say: "Damn thing runs like a pool table."

*tumbleweed rolls by in utter silence*

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
If you have a car or you know someone who has a car that is a junker, say: "Damn thing runs like a pool table."

😂

the next time he did it tho i asked him how big his dick was and he frickin showed me and im like all that came out that tiny thing he was so mad

your friends are messed 😘

yeah they are mostly teenage guys

Originally posted by RobBo
*tumbleweed rolls by in utter silence*

Let's hear one of your jokes, you ****i*ng ass*hole. 😠

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DUDE

thats nasty

honestly

my little sis walk in and saw that...shes traumatize

how old is she

5 years old