funny insults

and she knows what a borner is 🤨

its weird what a five year old could learn

yes it is when i was five i knew what sex was

I bet ten bucks u aint a virgin

you lost

oh.....wait u a male or female?

female look in my profile

ooooooooooooh if u was a male then i would had made the bet.

HAHA

Originally posted by BadBabe
yes it is when i was five i knew what sex was

I was 3

wierd

3...wow i was 7

i was 5 😐

we know 😐

if they took the village idiot from every village and made a village of idiots, you would be the village idiot of the village of idiots

i forget were thats from, but i found it funny

a man walked in a clinic one sunday afternoon. he was attended by a nurse and was told that the doctors havin the day off and she asked him if he could wait for a minute. the nurse rang the doctor up and said "doctor, theres a man here that needs medical attention... hes got a fishing hook jammed in his left hand". a few moments later, a 20ish guy with long hair, wearing shorts and a white shirt walked in the room. and approached the man. "so.. wut happened" said the man.. then the old man said "uhm... are u the doctor?? u dun look much of a doctor to me..." then the younger man replied lookin at the old mans hand "well... u dun look much of a fish to me...."

😂

dumb blonde joke (no offense to the blondes 😛)
how do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Okay, so the Lone Ranger stumbles upon some Indians and they capture him and tie him to the stake. So, the Chief says, "Lone Ranger, now that you are tied to the stake, what is your last request?" The Lone Ranger says, "Let me talk to my horse." So they allow the horse, Silver, to approach the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger leans in and whispers into Silver's ear. "Psss pss psssss pss psss!"

Suddenly, Silver bolts off over the hills leaving a cloud of dust. 😉

Then . . .. . there is an earthquake, but it is small and there is no damage.

Time goes by and the Chief is impatient. The Indians begin to light there torches, getting ready to burn the Lone Ranger to the stake.🙁

😄

So then . .. . suddenly the earth shakes and Silver comes riding over the hills with a hundred horses behind him. Upon each horse is a naked woman. The Indians are shocked and in awe at the beauty of the nakedness. The Chief approaches the Lone Ranger and says, "Lone Ranger, you bring us good thing. Do you have anymore lasts requests before we burn you to the stake?"

So, the Lone Ranger says, "Yeah, let me speak with my horse again." So the Chief orders Silver to be brought forth. The Lone Ranger leans in and says, "I said bring in some Posse, P-O-S-S-E ! ! ! ! !

a mother wif her baby rode a bus one day. while the lady was buyin the bus ticket from the driver the bus driver went "WHOAH! thats an ugly baby!" then the lady got pissed off... so she stomped her feet all the way and slammed her self on the seat. then the old lady sittin there said " hhmmnn... u look pissed off... wut seems to be the problem??" then the lady said " the driver juz insulted me!!!" then the old lady said "well.. if thats so... go up there and tell him off while i hold your monkey!"