the ______ in the______ game

ok here is the game fill in the blanks

one day a ______ came to my _______ and asked for _______.
I thought ________ , but then i thought ______ . So i said __________
I ___________.
fill it in how ever you want, just keep it clean

one day a whore came to my house and asked for sex.
I thought bollox , but then i thought sod it . So i said ok
I enjpyed it.

o-k. i said keep it clean. oh well. just nothing offencesfive then

uhh whuu!?
whus the marra?!

huh?nothing.

one day a Mr. David Icke came to my pet shop and asked for lizard food.
I thought "he's crazy!" , but then i thought "I'd better give it to him before he kills me!" . So i said Here you go Mr.Icke"
I ran back home and wept.

haha

one day a Drunk came to my off licence and asked for 10 bottles of whiskey.
I thought "piss head!" , but then i thought he's someones child . So i said "njoy it, ya pranny!"
I thought "balls to this, I'll join him".

Good one mr-savonty!

But what's a "pranny"? Is that anything like "yarbles"?

One day a dragon came to my house and asked for a map. I thought "Why a dragon need a map," but then I thought "Maybe he looking for a safe place to be." So I said "ok." I then later thought "How can a dragon be here?"

hey i made one of these threads ages ago.................

Originally posted by King Burger
Good one mr-savonty!

But what's a "pranny"? Is that anything like "yarbles"?

A "pranny" is an idiotic person, whats "yarbles"?

Originally posted by Spooony
hey i made one of these threads ages ago.................

sorry i didn't know i'll ask to clos eit.

Originally posted by King Burger
one day a Mr. David Icke came to my pet shop and asked for lizard food.
I thought "he's crazy!" , but then i thought "I'd better give it to him before he kills me!" . So i said Here you go Mr.Icke"
I ran back home and wept.

Originally posted by Darinda
sorry i didn't know i'll ask to clos eit.

Nah dont bother......... ill close mine.....

Originally posted by mr-savonty
whats "yarbles"?

Alex from "A Clockwork Orange":

"Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya
eunuch jelly thou!"

"lets get him boys" - Billy Boy

Originally posted by King Burger
Alex from "A Clockwork Orange":

"Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya
eunuch jelly thou!"

oh yeah course lol

Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.

"Doobidoob, A bit tired may be best not to say more. Bedways is rigthways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right?""