the ______ in the______ game

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one day a homeless man came to my house and asked for a place to stay.
I thought why not? , but then i thought whats that smell?. So i said you smell bad..........
I slammed the door shut.

funny.

one day a banana 💃 came to my banana tree-house and asked for a banana milkshake . I thought he must be a cannible , but then i thought he must be a psycho killer . so i said are you a psycho killer and then he said no Iam a reggae luvin jamaican man who wants to cremate his girlfriend 💃

O-kay?
Mun.

One day a friend of mine came to my birthday party and asked for some cake. I thought okay but then I thought we can't have cake yet. So I said no, later, we can't have it yet. I was happy I was 16.

one day a whore came to my Doughnut shop and asked for Clevland Steamer.
I thought Jesus Christ thats disgusting , but then i thought i could go for a nice poop now . So i said why the hell not babycakes I pooped on that whores chest after i got done having sex with her.

I just couldnt keep it clean