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Bardock, you're a nice, helpful young man, aren't you?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Bardock, you're a nice, helpful young man, aren't you?

Only if I get sexual favours in return.

From fish?

Bardock is very helpful and quite observant too =p

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
From fish?

Well, I do it the Jim Morrison way, I don't care who the **** sucks my dick as long as someone does.

You want Jim Morrison to suck your dick? He's dead, Bardock. He's dead.

so your semi *** semi straight i get it still kinda gross but hey your life choice

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You want Jim Morrison to suck your dick? He's dead, Bardock. He's dead.

And? He's still hot....and a ****ing Rock Star.....a good one too.

Originally posted by morgul_blade
so your semi *** semi straight i get it still kinda gross but hey your life choice

How is that gross?

Originally posted by Bardock42
And? He's still hot....and a ****ing Rock Star.....a good one too.

You're right...you're right. I really must 'break on through' my judgements regarding the suitability of necrophilia as a pleasant past-time.

Please forgive me, dead people have a right to light people's fires, too.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You're right...you're right. I really must 'break on through' my judgements regarding the suitability of necrophilia as a pleasant past-time.

Please forgive me, dead people have a right to light people's fires, too.

Yeah...after all death is not the end and they can still be righters on the storm...if you get what I'm saying.

No, totally, I agree. It's all about how people are strange, but that ultimately makes them unique. Although, I would presume they are more likely to 'ride' a storm, than 'right' a storm, as the latter makes little giraffe.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
No, totally, I agree. It's all about how people are strange, but that ultimately makes them unique. Although, I would presume they are more likely to 'ride' a storm, than 'right' a storm, as the latter makes little giraffe.

Oh shit...I've seen it happen in other peoples lives and now it has happened in mine. Yes...indeed....strange people are riding on storms to find their way to the next whisky bar.

James Morrison?? The trumpet player....?
Im a lil lost blushing
Cookie!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh shit...I've seen it happen in other peoples lives and now it has happened in mine. Yes...indeed....strange people are [b]riding on storms to find their way to the next whisky bar. [/B]

Oh no! I can't believe you said that! 'Next whisket bar'? Oh come on, Bardock! You can't be serious, can you? You mean 'Tropical Flute Control Station', right? It's OK. Easy mistake to make.

Now, how about some tambourine salad?

shock

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh no! I can't believe you said that! 'Next whisket bar'? Oh come on, Bardock! You can't be serious, can you? You mean 'Tropical Flute Control Station', right? It's OK. Easy mistake to make.

Now, how about some tambourine salad?


From a Mr. Tambourine Man?

Yeah, I still need to take a wizz 😐

rifle JUST GO... or wet yourself, whatever!

Originally posted by Bardock42
From a Mr. Tambourine Man?

No. From a farm. A tambourine salad farm. Although, some people (idiots) say that the answer is sucking in the fart. And you?

Can I use your toilet?