See i reacon your about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time, That blue top shop top you've got on is nice, Bit to much fake tan, no but yeah you score high, But theres just one little thing thats really really really really annoying me about you see, Yea yea like i said you are really fit, but my gosh, dont you just know it!
Im not trying to pull you,
even though i would like to,
i think you are really fit,
your fit but my gosh don't you know it.
So when i looked at you standing there with your horn,
i was waiting in the que looking at the board,
Wondering whether to have a burger or chips,
or what the strap and only my back pocket could afford,
When i noticed out the corner of my eye,
Looking towards my direction your eyes,
not to my course,
i couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order,
which lost me my place in the que i waited for, YEA!
(Leave it out) x 5 [sung in b/g]
Are you smoking something,
Mate, just leave it just leave it,
We cannot have this behaviour in this establishment,
Its not worth it mate,
Just leave it, DONT TOUCH ME!
Its not worth it. DONT TOUCH ME!
Don't, Look, I'm alrite, dont touch me!
For a while i was thinking there, yeah but what if,
Picturing myself pulling with bare white hot whips,
Snaring you as you was standing there opposite,
Whether or not you knew it i swear you didnt tick,
And when that bloke in the right behind us lot queing,
Was ****ing onto you two yea i had to admit,
Yea yea you are fit, and yea i do want it,
But i stopped sharking a minute to get chips and drinks.
Just as your started to make your big advance,
With the milkshake and that little donut in hands,
I was like nah i cant even know you look grand,
But you look sharp there smiling hard suggesting and,
Gleaming away with your hearty hearty looking tan,
But i admit the next bit was spanners my plan,
You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past,
Into the arms of that white shirted man.
What do i give a f**k i've got a girlfriend anyway,
Oi, we've all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play
I've got this stella i bombed from that last cafe,
This nights not even begun, Yes yes oh yay,
I did fancy you a bit though yeah i must say,
I would rather i had of put myself on display,
But this is just another case of female stop and play,
Otherwise another total result of a holiday.
Ha Ha!
THIS SONG IS SO KOOL