Originally posted by Super-Man-Lives
this particular dwarf has no axe, this dwarf has a bottle of boot shine. you can find him down by the street lamp. his charges are respectable, a kind man with a pot-belly. hope you so.
what are you talking about, the dwarf me and Georgina creadted for the book, is a Fine Tennessee whiskey drinking drunk BBQ shaggin dwarf, he has no boot polish