Well I have a story...I told part of this one before but not the whole thing.
The Rocket Man
My friend got a gecko for christmas, he hates the thing. He talks about doing bad things to it all the time. I told him why don't you just strap the thing to a rocket and see what happens. Well He thought it was a good Idea. The type of rocket that was used was the kind that shoots in to the air and then has a parashoot open so the rocket will fall back down to the ground in one piece. Well we took Duck type and wraped it around the gecko and the rocket. We then went into the countdown... 10...9...8...7...6...5...4..3...2...1...fire. The Gecko went up... up and away. The rocket then did what it was built to do, the parashoot opened and the rocket came back to earth. The Gecko Survived the crash landing. We have never done that before but, we now have a new respect for the gecko. He is now known as Rocket Man
pre-test for Rocket man final mission
We have already tried it on a frog that was attacked by my friends dog. It was already seeing the light. So we used a toothpick to open the frogs mouth and then took the fire work and placed it in the mouth and lit it. The frog began to hop away...hop...hop...while in the air... boom. the frog exploded. The frogs remains ended up on my shirt. So next time we are to get away faster.