I'm going to go ahead and tell the story to blow off some steam.
My reading class was writing on the chalkboard, and I was messing up this cute guy's message. He didn't mind, I guess, but he erased the whole thing and started over. So I wrote that he was a sissie for not standing up to me. He left it there and in came my friend telling me that the nicest thing she had to say to me, basically, in her assignment to write nice things about others, was that I was pessimistic. Then she told me I misspelled "sissie." So I'm officially the Pessimistic Stupid Queen Speller of the school.