Batman versus You

Started by colossus1730 pages

dudes, we cant really know who he is...he may be over confident.....but...there maybe a solid and real core to his confidence.why would he spend all this time on the forum debating it....and just wasting his time..he dosent sound insane...and i doubt its about attention...so did u guys for ones actually try to actually think that he may in fact be who he says he is...he has no reason to lie

Hey, some people have crazy hobbies, and don't you think if someone had that type of insane ability, someone might have heard about it?

well the things he says are not that rare,.....they are performed in martial arts competitions all the time like denting steel and breaking concrete, its the way he presents and boasts about himslef, thats what makes it funny and unbelievable to other memebers.......but who knows......he may infact be,...who he says he is

Hey, I don't think anyone on this forum is any kind of match for a "real" Batman lmao.

yeah considering the fact that in the real world he wouldnt be able to perform the things he does..like getting major blows and impact and just shrugging it off, and jumping off buildings....i mean like in JLA he alot of the members are hit by a force of the same magnitute or other thing.and most of them stand up at the same time....having the same affects.....when the case is that sups for instance should stand up with no ill affects while batman who has human durability should be talking to his parents afterwards.....

Very true Colossus

I want JPatinums Super powers, can he please give me the sequence of chemicals to pour allover myself. I have all manner of bleaches and food condimants, hair care products and aftershave/perfumes in my house. Should do the trick 🙂

lol...but seriously if you condition your body , havea proper diet, and exercise alot......then u will see that the things JP says are not so out there.,,,its all about condioning ur body...and proper mental attitude....

Then why do wretlers and Ju jitsu guy beat the shit out of strikers. Body weight strength against joints beats board breaking internal Chi techniques everytime. Take some steroids JPLatinum I recommend Oxybolin with Sustanon and Deca to get Badass then you'll weigh more than 175 and be strong if you train. lmao

Batman wins

What whirly said is true for the most part. Ane efficient grappler, submition fighter, or someone trained in brazilian ju jitso will beat a proportionately trained striker 7 outta 10 times. But there's always a "striker's chance", something that Chuck Liddell lives by.

Chuck Liddell has some other tricks up his sleeve Kharma, but we agree. Interestingly back in ancient Greece Parcreas tournaments allowed kicks, but they were rarely used unless an opponent was downed as they left fighters open.

Batman still wins even against JPlatinum superfighter anyone remeber the movie No Retreat, No Surrneder

if it would be in the comic universe then bats would win.....

Originally posted by jplatinum
Btw. The whole thread is batman versus you, with the stipulation that Batman still has all his abilities, but is in the "REAL WORLD".
This means he doesn't have writers to make him sneak up on superman and kick wind out of the Hulk and other crazy stuff like that.
That doesn't make sense though. That's like saying "This is Spiderman in the REAL WORLD but he doesn't have writers to make him dodge everything." Batman does those things because he CAN (except the Hulk thing was crap), not because writers make him do it.

Once again, unless you want to degrade batman to a "real world" version so you can get your kicks off saying you can beat a watered down Batman, he would still win. He'd STILL lift 2-3 times as much as he should. He'd STILL have decades of experience fighting other impossibly great martial artists and meta humans in the comic world. He'd STILL be faster than he should be. He'd STILL know over 100 martial arts.

exactly it dosent matter if its the "real world" or the comics, thats just part of his nature you cant take it from him. this is who he is, if you take it from him then he wont be batman.....but your average dude.....

Originally posted by colossus17
if it would be in the comic universe then bats would win.....

But see, if this were the comic universe, jplatinum would be well above peak human speed and strength there... And he'd fly... and read minds... and probly wear blue and purple spandex or something like that. (once again, not meant to offend. but my theory on why we dont have superheros is simply the clothes)

And no, I'm not actually Canadian, but I'm sure implying that all CehNehDIehNs are idiots probly makes Kharma love you a lot more... and while I'm at it, telling other people that "I don't sound stupid, you sound stupid!" makes you sound REALLY insecure with yourself. Just a tip, please don't kill me. (and btw, the above spelling of "Canadians" is a joke on how they steryotypically say "eh" a lot, if someone fails to pick that up)

I'm not saying you aren't a good fighter, but you can't keep discrediting Batman... He does things that aren't really possible, and that's ok, cuz he's in a comic book. If Bruce Wayne were real and he said any of the stuff that he's done, we'd all call him a BS'er too.

well the reason superheroes ......dont wear simple clothes....is that it would be impossible and uncomftorbale to fight and go on missions with them....also this civilian clothes are destryoyed rather easliy....also the clothes that superhero's wear are made out of special polymors which grant them longer durability agaisnt attacks (the clothes i mean).
also the costume serves a purpose such as in bats case to put fear in the hearts of his enemies, thats part of their image.......no costume..no superhero.......the costume shows that they are above society's laws and regular "mortals"....they are unique...and again let mr stress the fact that the reason people laugh at JP is because the way he presents himself....not about his theories.....and such...i mean like you guys would believe i can turn into organic steel .....if i presented it in a nice way .right........ 😖hifty:

Its cool though.

Like I said, I can accept criticism, but I just don't like when people call something that is totally possible "BS" or "Crazy",
There are MA in tournaments that break 10-20 concrete blocks with one hand or elbow strike. The average person who new nothing of the general science of Martial-arts would think you were lying if you told them this.

I never said I had any adversarial view of you like a grudge.
You argue your point and I argue mine.
Everyone is due his opinion, thats cool.

Oh Draco, I hate Bullshit too.
You'll notice that in some of the threads I've posted in.

Anyway, Batman can beat me. I never said he couldn't.
I said I would stand a chance of knocking him out if I went all out.
Simply stated, I know postsers thought my ego is way high and I can't do the things that I said even though most of those things have been done by people, but hey, thats what this is, a debate forum.

peace out,
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