Batman versus You

Started by wolverine888830 pages
Originally posted by RAGE17
dude u r like totally messed up .....thats like sick

ya lol. I think alot of stupid things are funny. that sorta my problem I dont take shit serously I always laugh about stuff

Originally posted by wolverine8888
my mom a nurse in the ER room. but I did not show her what happen till like 2 days later lol. I went to a party then slept over my friends house. all i did was bandage it up till then, what ever dude u can think im making it up does not matter to me I know what happen

If you wrapped up 3rd degree burns like that, the bandages would pull the flesh off of you arm.

I disagree as to if it is important that we believe you or not. You tell us this stuff because you think it impresses us. But it doesn't. We don't laugh anymore because you have become sad.

stop the lying man

? lying Im not ****en lying. ya I did banage my own arm. u know what eles I ****ed up big time on it and it bled a lot for a realy long time and I used ice packs and such. still that day was one fun night. also karma I don't care if u dont believe me it what happen, hell I probly can get pics of the burns from my friends but I aint sure. either way i dont care do believe me I am fine with it

Well if you are not lying, then you are a complete moron. Of course there is always the chance that you are a lying moron.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Well if you are not lying, then you are a complete moron. Of course there is always the chance that you are a lying moron.

😂 😆.....kharma are you 6'9?....if so you are like the only member here who is taller then me lol

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Well if you are not lying, then you are a complete moron. Of course there is always the chance that you are a lying moron.

insults tsk always with the insults. believe what u want. also u have confirmed that u are truly a prick

Originally posted by wolverine8888
insults tsk always with the insults. believe what u want. also u have confirmed that u are truly a prick

I did not call you a liar or a moron, I asked you which it is. How have I proved myself to be a prick?

You have told various stories and I have questioned them. The stories you have told have had HUGE holes in them which leads me to believe they are untrue. You have mentioned that you have dyslexia, a disease that makes it so you can't feel pain and that you have been in multiple situations where you have been hit by chairs, beaten up multiple black belts and stabbed on numerous occasions.

I questioned you about the name of the disease to which you didn't respond. Don't bother now because even I could go on google and get the name of some disease that I fictitiously had by now.

I questioned you having dyslexia (because I understand it because I suffer from it) and you seemed to have little understanding of the it.

I questioned your burning incidents and your responses were not close to being consistent with injuries of that severity (as with the stabbings).

And I asked you the circumstances in which you have put yourself in that have resulted in so many hand to hand conflicts, which I am guessing you did not answer because they too are fiction.

If I am a prick because I have exposed you as a fraud then I guess I can live with it.

JP dislikes me greatly also because I exposed him as the fraud and liar that he is by just posting a little common sense.

Stop living the lie man.

I vote Kharma... On account of A: Not making up random crap. B: Typing, as opposed to randomly throwing his limbs at the keyboard. C: Caring enough about even little things that he does (like posting on a forum) to make it look presentable. Even if you're completely honest, Wolv, you're story and your typing make you out as an irresponsible moron, and pretty much the embodiment of why the future looks pretty freaking dark. Trying to be "cool" on a comic book forum- Bad idea.

**** u. I not trying to be "cool" lol. hell im only on here right now cuz im bored as hell cuz it snowing out. any ways i am a morron it true lol. im a shitty student as well. it not some much intel as I just don't give a **** I ratehr bright I just don't care. but one thing I am most certainly not is a lier.

Snowing? Where are you from?

snowing here as well

I didn't say it was snowing here, I asked you where you live because I didn't know it was snowing anywheres in the U.S. (except for maybe alaska) as of yet.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I didn't say it was snowing here, I asked you where you live because I didn't know it was snowing anywheres in the U.S. (except for maybe alaska) as of yet.

he lives near boston....and yeah it really is snowing there....

Wow, snow already, and up here it was a beautiful day. Sucks to be you.

I ski so it fun

Originally posted by jplatinum
I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.
He also taught me to never waste time throwing kickes unless I was sure I could connect.
I learned this the hard way when I fought with this guy an I kept kicking at him and couldn't hit him. He was fastest i had ever seen or fought against. He hit me in the neck with his fingers and jumped back and sarted bouncing around like ALi. Then I felt my neck start burning and my eyes started watering.My neck didn't feel right for days after that. That taught me to not throw kicks around so blatantly.

Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet, then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.

If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.
If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.

Sensei Danny (Daniel San) Still genius now.

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Originally posted by jplatinum
Okay Batman has no utility belt or weapons.

He and you are fighting hand to hand combat.

You use whatever unarmed styles of fighting you know.
Do you think you can beat him? or will you get your butt kicked?

I run and hide.

Originally posted by Steve Zodiac
Sensei Danny (Daniel San) Still genius now.
This guy got blitzed into shit-land by a random bruce lee and believes he's faster than Batman lmao

I'd break Batmans arms. Eithert that or use my anti-Batman spray.