Batman versus You

The comic book version of Batman has the strength to accidentally one shot kill any normal human being on this planet.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Okay Batman has no utility belt or weapons.

He and you are fighting hand to hand combat.

You use whatever unarmed styles of fighting you know.
Do you think you can beat him? or will you get your butt kicked?

Originally posted by jplatinum
Okay Batman has no utility belt or weapons.

He and you are fighting hand to hand combat.

You use whatever unarmed styles of fighting you know.
Do you think you can beat him? or will you get your butt kicked?

I'd win easy.

Just set a match to the comic, light up a cigar.

I'm a fast learner so I'd probably learn all of his MAs moves and their counters on the fly.

You would accidentally set off your BatTazer in your bat undies.

Batman is only "human" in comics lol. He'd punch right through my soft and vulnerable belly.

Originally posted by Damborgson
my soft and vulnerable belly.

😍

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
So... you are faster then Batman? He routinely dodges bullets so I find that hard to believe. Each hit from Bruce will be packing more damage then the best heavy weight boxer can dish out; one maybe two hits and you get knocked out. The best anyone on this board can hope for is to see Batman's hand move before they go down.

only problem with this post is even thinking anyone can whitstand the first punch and will actually need another one from batman to go down. everything else is spot on

Originally posted by Dareangel
only problem with this post is even thinking anyone can whitstand the first punch and will actually need another one from batman to go down. everything else is spot on

You have no idea, this is JPlatinum you are talking about, back in the day, he battled Galactus on this very board and people gave him the nod. He is beyond peak human, as is his sidekick KEVIL.

A very entertaining thread. Comic book nerds openly stating how they can beat a comic book character who can chop a tree with a kick.

Comic book nerd somehow implies that they're weak or something?

Majority of posters here are men in their 20s and 30s who regularly work out.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Comic book nerd somehow implies that they're weak or something?

Majority of posters here are men in their 20s and 30s who regularly work out.

Jplatinum was beyond peak human, as was KEVIL and leonheartmm they are less nerds and more gods. JPlatinum himself admits a 400 pound overhead lift of a giant boulder is easy for him given his training regime under tutelage from Master Dan and Cadre!

Originally posted by spetznaz
A very entertaining thread. Comic book nerds openly stating how they can beat a comic book character who can chop a tree with a kick.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Comic book nerd somehow implies that they're weak or something?

Majority of posters here are men in their 20s and 30s who regularly work out.

It absolutely implies that.

As for working out ...as you correctly mentioned, many of us (me included) work out. A good number of us (me included) also train in at least some sort of combatives training. Why? Because for a good number (me included) certain sections of our collective childhood could have been better, and it’s only when we filled out (maybe late high school), increased in confidence (maybe early college) and got wealthy (being nerdy does have advantages) that things changed.

But posting how one trains in Thai Boxing and is ‘super lethal with their fists’ and has a chance of defeating a comic book character is absolutely hilarious.

I doubt there’s any among us who could win against an elite UFC fighter (unless I am really mistaken and there’s a pro UFC fighter posting about Captain America here), let alone standing a chance against a comic book character that regularly waltzes between bullets.

No matter how ‘lethal’ the posters ‘fists’ are.

@Spetnatz, you underestimate JP. He isn't like a normal internet poster he is "special".

Why would you try to single out comic nerds as particularly weak? Why would you try to emphasize a stereotype that both belittles you and you yourself know is false?

The few people I know who are really into comics are also in very good shape.

I'd wager that the average guy in this thread is in better shape than any average randomly selected from a wealth of other hobbies.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Why would you try to single out comic nerds as particularly weak? Why would you try to emphasize a stereotype that both belittles you and you yourself know is false?

The few people I know who are really into comics are also in very good shape.

I'd wager that the average guy in this thread is in better shape than any average randomly selected from a wealth of other hobbies.

Originally posted by spetznaz
A very entertaining thread. Comic book nerds openly stating how they can beat a comic book character who can chop a tree with a kick.

Originally posted by Damborgson
Oi, I'll beat your fookin ass mate.

U wat m8?

Originally posted by spetznaz
A very entertaining thread. Comic book nerds openly stating how they can beat a comic book character who can chop a tree with a kick.

Some of us are avatars of Bueno Excellente. Trust me, we can rape the Bat.

Literally.

I'd punch Christain Bale Batman sooo hard, all the marbles would fly up out his mouth and we'd finally understand his crappy dialogue.