Daredevil versus You

Started by The True Fear11 pages

i would bite his nuts

Originally posted by jplatinum
Daredevil is not a god, he can bleed, he can be beaten by someone without super powers. Stop talking as if he can beat everyone so easily.
Those guys he fights are regular people based on the writer's knowledge of most regular people. There are people who are not just run-in-the-mill joe schmoe people.
Like roy jones before he lost his speed and his belt. Try Ali, or George foreman, or Marciano, or bruce lee.
I'd like to see daredevil beat anyone of them. He wouldn't.
Yeah flippin' around in the air and twirling from buildings and whooping weak sorry no-trained -no-fighting skill- people is great, but what happens when he meets a real person that trains extra hard and is gifted with great genes. He can find out that the taste of getting knocked out is not very refreshing. It is a fact that some people on this forum may/will get beat-to-a-pulp by Daredevil or batman, but that doesn't mean that we all will. If you think that and put everyone in the same boat, than you truley are the most ignorant person of all.

Btw. What I posted was based on my own personal knowledge of my fighting ability. I'm not superhuman and don't have powers or some sh#t, but I know I'm capable of defeating a fighter like daredevil.
He isn't so great. I've seen nothing to really make me think"hmmm. I don't stand a chance. He is a god. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the earth.Hm. He can knock me out without even touching me. He can k.o. me just by looking at me. He is super-f#$kin' incredible."

Man, get a clue. The guy is still only human and susceptible to a Faster-than-normal really fast fist clocking him in the head or throat or nuts.
Dude, get a clue, man.

He's not superman or spiderman or some somebody like that.

How tall are you and how much do you wiegh?you little TKD dbz fantasy living nub. any man who has gone through puberty and has seen a good game of basketball could stomp your punk ass.

Well first I would move my incredibkle fast speed that of course could easily match DD (don't post any smartass comments I posted iot so it must be true) and probably try to jump on some roof, shpuldn't be too hard a few meters and Daredevil would have need to follow me....then I'd give him some decent punches that would probably break him some rips, they of course are so fast that evcen DD can't dodge them (no smart as comments I wouldn't post it if it weren't true) and well in the end I'd probably rip his head off and play some football with it (no smartass comments) and I mean that'S logical because I mean everyone can beat DD, right? He's not like superfast and strong..and peak human in comics which means superhuiman in RL ....so all in all I'd say it would be an easy fight and I would get PWND big time.

Everyone who has posted in this forum in the past five days could not take DD at one time.

Face the facts dudes, we get PWNED SO HARD IT HURTS ARE GRANDCHILDREN IF WE LIVE THROUGH THE FIGHT TO HAVE THEM.
That is of course if DD didn't castrate you in the 2 second fight.

Anniversary bump

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Originally posted by Scoobless
Anniversary bump

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this is probably the best thread ever

katanas cutting through military vehicle plating?

Pre-pubescent teens fighting impossibly difficult opponents?

BWA HAHAHA

they should unban JPlatinum, and give him his own forum!

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I've never seen this thread before it's hilarious.

-FO!!

Originally posted by jplatinum
If I were fighting daredevil, I'd try to match his speed with equally fast counters like blocking cause I doubt i could dodge his punches, but I can block them. I'm pretty fast since I used to street fight and do alot of speed training with weights in my hands. I doubt I could get past his senses and wouldn't be able to hit him, though.
If I managed to grab him one tim its over cause I'd have all the time I need to twist his arm,wrist,or leg around and "Snapp".
This cripples him which gives me enough advantage to move in fast to get past his senses and hit him with one of my very very fast chops or punches and concuss his brain(knock him out).

If I can't grab him then, He'd probably whoop me could I doubt I'd be fast enough to get a hit past that D#mn sense of his. He'd see my punch coming before it got half way there. Then again, I am really really fast.
I've fought people that were fast and none of them can even keep up with me. Maybe dareddevil is faster, maybe not.Honestly, If I could I'd try to re-direct his attention(This is a basis for martial-arts) and then I'd kick him in the nuts to slow im down so I could attack kie I wanted to.

Btw. Don't repliy with smart-allic remarks. I'm telling the truth when I say I'm real real fast or else I wouldn't post it.
Just tell the truth.

still magical!

Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
still magical!
It's true though, otherwise he wiuldn't post it!

I'd imagine that Daredevil would block every strike launched at him as if you were in a fight with Ip Man. I'd then imagine that you'd likely run away with the knowledge that your chances of winning were slim to none.

My screams of pain as DD is pummeling me will be loud enough to mess with his hearing.
Win by TKO!

Originally posted by jplatinum
Daredevil is not a god, he can bleed, he can be beaten by someone without super powers. Stop talking as if he can beat everyone so easily.
Those guys he fights are regular people based on the writer's knowledge of most regular people. There are people who are not just run-in-the-mill joe schmoe people.
Like roy jones before he lost his speed and his belt. Try Ali, or George foreman, or Marciano, or bruce lee.
I'd like to see daredevil beat anyone of them. He wouldn't.
Yeah flippin' around in the air and twirling from buildings and whooping weak sorry no-trained -no-fighting skill- people is great, but what happens when he meets a real person that trains extra hard and is gifted with great genes. He can find out that the taste of getting knocked out is not very refreshing. It is a fact that some people on this forum may/will get beat-to-a-pulp by Daredevil or batman, but that doesn't mean that we all will. If you think that and put everyone in the same boat, than you truley are the most ignorant person of all.

Btw. What I posted was based on my own personal knowledge of my fighting ability. I'm not superhuman and don't have powers or some sh#t, but I know I'm capable of defeating a fighter like daredevil.
He isn't so great. I've seen nothing to really make me think"hmmm. I don't stand a chance. He is a god. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the earth.Hm. He can knock me out without even touching me. He can k.o. me just by looking at me. He is super-f#$kin' incredible."

Man, get a clue. The guy is still only human and susceptible to a Faster-than-normal really fast fist clocking him in the head or throat or nuts.
Dude, get a clue, man.

He's not superman or spiderman or some somebody like that.

I miss so many of our old posters. The humor levels were off the charts.

He legit thought he could outgrapple Daredevil because he lifts weights. And would match Daredevil's speed if you removed Radar Sense. 😂

I'm speechless.

What a great bump, Whirl.

Originally posted by StyleTime
I miss so many of our old posters. The humor levels were off the charts.

He legit thought he could outgrapple Daredevil because he lifts weights. And would match Daredevil's speed if you removed Radar Sense. 😂

Those were the days. 🙂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I'm speechless.

What a great bump, Whirl.

I'm going to look for one of Armandovalles rage post threads honestly, they might be even Funnier. In one he is so offensive to Digi it is hilarious the whole posts is asterisks punctuated with phrases like "you are a **** because you did 'this' which makes you a ******** too". And the post is long.

Originally posted by K3VIL
Last summer I've worked into the security service for 1month and I've beaten the living crap out of 4 guys, not even drunk or under the effect of drug, just typical idiots that go into clubs in search of troubles, and they were all around 6'2'' and 6'3'', good physical condition except for one of them, a big fat ball, and one of them was a boxer user from 2years.
😂 Kevil! I made a thread Kevil vs JP. It vanished 😂

Even if we take Matt's powers and leave him blind, he has some ridiculously high showings, even in that massively weakened state.

Taking on the guy with arcane skill who asswhoops Spider-Man... is a bad idea...

Originally posted by K3VIL
I've practiced Thai Boxe for 2years and Jeet Kune Do since I'm 13, now I'm near to hit 19years of age.
I'm 6' and 2'', 176lbs of weight, I can lift at max 390 lbs, and my jumping ability is sufficiently good, I can flip myself into air and landing meanwhile I perform a front kick or a roundhouse(but on this last I'm still training).I've got a considerable durability, I've pummeled to death a rotveiller dog that attacked my bro and some of the guys in my friends group in summer 2004, an reported only a few low level injuries.
I've serious chance of beating DD in a real life contest, cause he's not only weaker than Batman physically, and also because he's blind, and I can trick him with throwing things at him, then using a smoke artifice fire to hide my smell to him, then pummel him to death.
Or I can simply rip apart his comic books.
best post ever?

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Originally posted by jinzin
"Thank God all these ex-ninjas and street fighters take a break from wrestling bears and infiltrating in former Russia to teach us, normal KMC members and not trained assassins like some other KMC-members, a thing or two about Close Quarter Combat."

Oh man that was funny. I was rolling on the ground for like 2 minutes. good stuff.

"Get on my knees and beg him not to hit me.
**t myself and hope the smell put him off touching me or even better overwhelmed his enhanced senses staggering him and giving me time to run for my very life!
On typing this I would most probably do both!"

excellent strategy it's right up there with what i had in mind, the begging and pleading fighting technique.

seriously, anyone who thinks that they'de had a chance against DD is more dillusional than a wolverine fanboy. This guy has fought against things that would give us nightmares for the rest of our lives, we'd be walking jokes to him.

on the other hand, i may have a chance at beating DD since my imaginar----I mean invisible friend mortimore has my back. His powers are limitless.

😂 Gold!