Daredevil versus You

Started by daniel1811 pages

knock him out with a shovel roll him up in a carpet then roll him down a hill on to on coming traffic 😈

i would destroy him (doubtful) it would depend on how hard he hit me the first couple of times. if i can get a hold of him i could possibly grapple him into some type of submission manuever. but i'm not all to sure.

Well first I would laugh at him because he's blind and I would make faces at him because he couldn't see me. Then because my abilities clearly make all you ex-ninjas look like regular people I would kick him in the face until he fell down and then continue until he stopped moving. Yeah that's right. I'm like batman. I can fight anybody. Even if they could lift thousands of tons more than me. DD would be nothing with his crappy regular strength level.

would you do all those things before or after....he would break every bone in you body??

I was hoping on before but in reality I think it would probably be never.

unlike you all i'd do the smart thing and blindfold him lol j/k i would kick him in the can and run

I'd do the Three Stooges-eyepoke kick him in his balls and then run his ass over with my pinto 💃 God bless pintos!

Originally posted by black robb
I'd do the Three Stooges-eyepoke,kick him in his balls and then run his ass over with my pinto 💃 God bless pintos!

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Originally posted by Nataku8188
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thanx...i needed that

DAREDEVIL WILL, KNEEL BEFORE HIS MASTER!!!!

Is that Nataku?

Originally posted by black robb
I'd do the Three Stooges-eyepoke kick him in his balls and then run his ass over with my pinto 💃 God bless pintos!

u know he is blind right

Id hired Punisher. I know he wants the Devils number next to all the thugs he killed so far.

Ehh i would use my uber magic powers velho

This is a stupid thread, I've fought, and been in life and death situations with "bullets" and i couldn't beat these 2 if they were real, I've read this thread from the beginning, and anyone who thinks they can take 100 people even untrained at the same time, must be high.

Damn I love this forum.

I'm Aquaman from your favourite Superfriends TV series, and I could defeat Daredevil!

I would use my telepathic ability to communicate with sea-life and... oh... crap.... we're not near any water...

Wonder Woman! Superman! Help!!!

I'm the C-Master, Daredevil is a joke:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bump..... because it needed it

Bringing this up was embarassing to JP and uncalled for!

I love it! hahahaha!

id get my ass kiked...