The Official 'I am Bored' thread [Merged]

When I went for my first job interview, I guess I was pretty confident, because I told the guy who was interviewing me he was fired. I didn't get the job, but that isn't what bothered me. What bothered me was I found out a few months later that that guy was still working there. Hey, man, I fired you!

...nows a good time to STOP with the pepsii...its gettin a tad annoying

It's true that every time you head a bell, an angel gets his wings. But what they don't tell you is, every time you hear a mousetrap snap, an angel gets set on fire.

nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pepsi pepsi pepsi pepsi

(waves)

Hi, Pepsi freak..

(pepsi phsyco)

(starved for attention)

Fizzico?

i dont know what that means

shut up pepsi haters i hate you ur making me mad and if you make me mad well il go drink pepsi hahahhahahaha 😆

It was me pronouncing the word you said, Stove. I suspect you meant 'psycho'.

Awww, poor q14!

ahhh yes. good job ush i didnt even notice i spelled it wrong

ughhhhhhhhhh il kill you with a botle of pepsi

hit you wit it lolll a 2 liter boddle
hahahaha

ok that makes no sense...but neither does this:
Whenever you see a bunch of Italian guys talking Italian, just go up to them and start talking fake Italian. They may not understand you exactly, but at least everyone will get a nice warm "Italian" feeling.

you r really a psycho
like dis (bloing up a ballon) phuuuuuuuuuuu phuuuuuuuuu phuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (letting the air out) psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss psychoooooooooooooooooooo

hashshahahaha hashahaha ha aaha aha aha aha aha aha

Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time, people are going to get out of the way. Cars too!

Errr... what's going on here, again?

shes acting crazy. im showing her up.

hahahahahah i am acting crazy because i am hiperrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dughhh becus of all pepisi me hiper see