one time i was in a grocery store, i took some twinkies and opend them up and was eating them as i was walking around and to my surprise they started eating my hands and arms, i started screaming and running around, and then the acid wore off and i found i was surrounded by a bunch of people who were walking around the store and came up to see why i was screaming and all i could say was . these are good twinkies and then the clerk came up to me and asked if i was going to pay for those?....i did but ive never eaten another twinkie since