What If Animals Would Become As Intelligent As We Are?...

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Originally posted by DarkCrawler
...And would want to take over the world?

They are already stronger and faster then we are, what if they would be as smart? And I mean all animals, the fish and bugs too.

How long would we last? 😕

Then and only then we can use the sentance ''that being is of a different race''

ummm... i think if smart animals wanted to start a war with humans... I think we would just get china to use 3/4 of the people they have and give them american weapons.. then i think we would win.... 😮‍💨

Actually there are more animals then there are people in China. Way more. Besides, the bugs could go in their brains and kill them. I have one in my brain, actually. It is buzzing his comments in my head all the time.

As for the number of bugs on earth...

There are one million bugs for each person on the planet.

YEA..those bugs would eat us up...They could do a night attack and we'd be asleep....Horrible, horrible....eaten to death by bugsssssss.... 😱

They'd lay eggs in us...EWWW!! We would be their hatcheries!!!

I'd like to see their claws work a machine gun. 🙂

You would run out of bullets, and they would get you then.

With equal intelligence animals would definently rule over mankind. It is only survival of the fittest or brightest in mother nature. We already have the technology to kill the planet, most of the animals worth figthing are already in captivity. Bullets are one of the cheapest staples we have as human beings. Of course we could kill every single animal, but not if they had matched intellect and intelligence. However, man has 3000 years with this intelligence, so we may even have the advantage even if intelligence were matched. Animals are nothing to kill...very easy actually, but we would all die after the animals are all dead anyway.so tie.

Humanity would win, instincts and speed are no match for automatic machine guns and bombs.

Nukes solve all animal problems.... Pest control units and oil for the sharks and other animals... of coarse you're going to have those human animal lovers, kill them too, then for the birds.... flame throwers and bullets should be usful...

sorry but as soon as people figured out animals are becoming more intelliegent and aggressive we would have "death camps" for animals. Insects could never form a brain large enough to become this intelleigent so they cannot qualify for these animals that get quickly expanding intellect.

And i don't care how many carnivires you have and even if they are able to attck together and form strategies. Humans would have them wiped out without breaking a sweat.

yeah i dopnt see that many human casualties here. This may actually be a good idea. I think we as a species should join together and decinamagrate all aminals. We could put our differences behind for the week long killing frenzy. We may go back to the power and war mongering after the last bunny hops its last hop, but we would still always have that week of unified love across the world. Atleast unified love for the humans

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
yeah i dopnt see that many human casualties here. This may actually be a good idea. I think we as a species should join together and decinamagrate all aminals. We could put our differences behind for the week long killing frenzy. We may go back to the power and war mongering after the last bunny hops its last hop, but we would still always have that week of unified love across the world. Atleast unified love for the humans

😆 😂 😂 😆

well said man that was pretty funny

Lets castrate them so they can't multiply..

Ants would be our Downfall....Those bastards are smart and so many of them

"What If Animals Would Become As Intelligent As We Are?..."

Then bestiality would become legal. Outside of the South, of course.

And I think there is a difference between intelligence and enlightenment.

Fighting against animals...hmmm...

Insects/arachnids: Pesticides, flamethrowers, other incendiary weapons.
Mammals (terrestrial): Guns, poison.
Reptiles/amphibians: Cold water 🙂. And more guns.
Sea life: Nets to catch the mammals, poison, spears.

Meh.

insects alone out-populate us.. combined with the muscle of all the other animals I think we'd fall.. we just simply wouldnt be prepared for a revolt of that magnitude

You can't kill all the insects...do you know how fast they reproduce?

How about suggesting peace and cooperation since I believe the animals are intelligent enough to know how bad war is...

Maybe it would be extremely difficult to get along. I don't think any animal or human could eat meat anymore if they get together, conflicts would exist every now and then but war could only led to neverending miseries.

I wonder if dog would still be man's best friend 😛