Please give generously.

The Korri to Canada Foundation is currently seeking funds, to help underpriviledged Korri make her way across the pond to Canada, for an all important date with Moose.

Started in 2005, KCF, not to be confused with KFC, launched a campaign to bring Korri to Canada, in order to fulfill a months long fantasy of going on an all expenses paid date, with resident moron, Da Moose.

For only pennies a day, you can help Korri travel on a tug steamer from Scotland to Canada, over a 3 week time period. She will arrive in Canada and immediately be taken, by Greyhound Bus, to the Motel 6, where she will stay, free, for 7 days and 3 nights.

To top it all off, Korri will be 'awarded' the opportunity to go on a date with Da Moose, to McDonalds.

Please help...

Thank you.

*Deva - counts all the money in her pocket*

3p......well, every little helps! 😄

*empties her pockets* Ummmm how's about a receipt to HMV? 😮‍💨

I would give you money but I am poor, so I think you should give me all your money *pulls out pistol* STAND AND DELIVER!!!

I've got a nickel...and it's named Philip!

Really now! We have 3p, an HMV receipt? AND we're being held up by a vampire!

I expected soooooo much more from you people!disgust

i'm greedy from now.

Common hand over the money *highers pistol*

Thanks everyone, you know who your friends are 👆

😆

Originally posted by Korri
Thanks everyone, you know who your friends are 👆

I'm soooo trying here sweetknees.... 🙂

*puts away pistol* give me the hmv receipt and we'll call it even, ok?

Originally posted by Filth
*puts away pistol* give me the hmv receipt and we'll call it even, ok?

😆 LMAO....that sounds so reasonable...relative to the subject matter mind you..

Originally posted by Korri
Thanks everyone, you know who your friends are 👆

I was listening to wiskey in the jar at the time so I thought I would rob someone 😈

Originally posted by Da Moose
Really now! We have 3p, an HMV receipt? AND we're being held up by a vampire!

I expected soooooo much more from you people!disgust

Fine! If you don't want Philip, I'll keep him! schmoll

Originally posted by Lana
Fine! If you don't want Philip, I'll keep him! schmoll

Wait, you posted that AFTER I lambasted the general population.

thnk u Lana, i ttly luv u 4 that. Ur nikl goes a long way 2 help Korri cum 2 Canada. 😄

Originally posted by Da Moose
Wait, you posted that AFTER I lambasted the general population.

thnk u Lana, i ttly luv u 4 that. Ur nikl goes a long way 2 help Korri cum 2 Canada. 😄

No, I posted it BEFORE 😛

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wallbash bang

Originally posted by Da Moose
Wait, you posted that AFTER I lambasted the general population.

thnk u Lana, i ttly luv u 4 that. Ur nikl goes a long way 2 help Korri cum 2 Canada. 😄

*leaves this place*

Originally posted by Lana
No, I posted it BEFORE 😛

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wallbash bang

Teehee... 😂