Please give generously.

No money from me! And I have over £200 in my bank! Korri stays in Scotland...

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
i found a bong

Originally posted by Devalion
U would!

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Originally posted by Devalion
*reaches in her pocket further*

Aha!......an old, fluffy, sticky toffee too? 😱 😕 🙄

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OK OK *reaches in pocket* you can....*feels hand around in pocket* have...a....nice....shiny...penny! *hands over penny* Devalion's right, every little helps! Heard of Tesco's!? 😂

I will contribute....An entire.....

*Drum roll*

*Still drum roll*

Haypenny! What were you expecting? All of Switzerland's Nazi gold?

Originally posted by Da Moose
The Korri to Canada Foundation is currently seeking funds, to help underpriviledged Korri make her way across the pond to Canada, for an all important date with Moose.

Started in 2005, KCF, not to be confused with KFC, launched a campaign to bring Korri to Canada, in order to fulfill a months long fantasy of going on an all expenses paid date, with resident moron, Da Moose.

For only pennies a day, you can help Korri travel on a tug steamer from Scotland to Canada, over a 3 week time period. She will arrive in Canada and immediately be taken, by Greyhound Bus, to the Motel 6, where she will stay, free, for 7 days and 3 nights.

To top it all off, Korri will be 'awarded' the opportunity to go on a date with Da Moose, to McDonalds.

Please help...

Thank you.

*hands 20 bucks over*

I'll fly her over in my personal jet eyes Long as I get a huge thankyou and all that stuff.

*reaches into pocket* Here ya go...*pulls out a green jelly bean & a blackcurrent tune* Now put me in with the lugage... 😖hifty: I gave you 2 thing there! 😱 You ain't getting anything more! 😄

awwwwwwww

Awwww?

Originally posted by Da Moose
The Korri to Canada Foundation is currently seeking funds, to help underpriviledged Korri make her way across the pond to Canada, for an all important date with Moose.

Started in 2005, KCF, not to be confused with KFC, launched a campaign to bring Korri to Canada, in order to fulfill a months long fantasy of going on an all expenses paid date, with resident moron, Da Moose.

For only pennies a day, you can help Korri travel on a tug steamer from Scotland to Canada, over a 3 week time period. She will arrive in Canada and immediately be taken, by Greyhound Bus, to the Motel 6, where she will stay, free, for 7 days and 3 nights.

To top it all off, Korri will be 'awarded' the opportunity to go on a date with Da Moose, to McDonalds.

Please help...

Thank you.

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Well since it's a good cause...*Pulls out wallet* lets see, *opens wallet a few moths fly out* sorry I got nothing. Hold on, theirs a gasoline station down the street. I'll be right back.

.........."Mom, where's my gun...."