In that case, I'll give it a shot!
Why GuitarBunny is so corrupted... might be because you are to easily seduced by humankind's means of pleasure; like money, narcotic substances and the desire for attention, instead of dividing your life to a more devined purpose while being able to ignore to this worlds sinful treasures... But don't worry if that's the case, you are all but alone on that ride!
Ok, something about animals. This has me wondered for quite some time:
Every time it has rained, and that happens alot round here, snails go and leave the safety of gardens and bushes and with all mighty effort drag themselves up to the sidewalk! There is no food there, less water than in the bushes they came from and in that way they are more spread out then they would be if they stayed put, so it's not a dating thing I guess... And most off all, they take a gigantic risk of being stepped on by humans!
So does anybody has a clue about what the hell leads those snails to such behaviour? I'm really curious, but any sort of silly and creative answer are most welcome aswell