Losing your edge T.M., that one is toooo easy; # and... hey! where is that symbol on my keyboard!, well it's a square from which the lines extend a little outside it's form.
Oh, there are also a 'redial' and 'hold' button on mine, makes 14 in total.
Something more serious now;
What's the function of armpit and pubic-hair?
Glad to be back in your company, been missing your amusing posts!
For the enlightenment: the armpits and pubic area produce pheromones; substances with an odour intended to lure the opposite sex. The hair 'restrains' these pheromones, so that they won't be washed away by sweat and such, for a longer lasting effect. Thereby increasing the chance to draw 'attention'.
Offcourse this method of communication is a residue of our former more primal selves, and is mostly overruled by showering and perfumes nowadays.
Very true. Although the scents go fairly unnoticed by the nose, the brain does react on them. Especially girls get more 'smelly' at certain times a month...
It works in territorial behaviour aswell! Once me and a bunch of friends were on holiday on our ship and just before bedtime, we guys got in to a (friendly) fight for the best couch to sleep on. Imagine 6 guys WWF-wrestling in a room the size of a bathroom. Anyhow, the girls present started complaining that we all off a sudden were smelling very hostile!
(I got the second best couch)
Yes, quite ingenious! Draws one in buying hot-dogs and buns over and over in a hopeless attempt to match them in numbers. Sound kinda like a torment from the Greek mythology.
I do have the key to salvation from this terror!
Buy 5 packs of hot-dogs and 3 packs of buns, that way you'll have 30 complete sets with nothing left over. Just invite some friends to eat trough that amount of food and flip the bird to the marketing butthole who thought up the mismatching packaging-trick!