Sexually Explicit Star Wars Quotes.

Originally posted by Darth Luke
thats a good one

cheers

Lando (ROTJ): Just a little higher! Just a little higher!

Vader (ROTJ): I have felt him, my master

Han (ESB): I'm gonna get closer to one of the big ones

Episode 6 (jabbas blue servent guy): Jabba the wanker

is that really?

its when the crew is going to jabbas palace (he says it when he meets the droids, and i think he says it again when luke arrives). Jabba also says something like that about chewie when they meet in ep6

" i have felt him, my master"
" strange that i have not"

ep6:

C3po: "I never knew I had it in me"

"Hey, point that thing someplace else"

C3PO: "Mistress Leia"

Han, the porn director, to Luke Digler:
"Great shot, kid! One in a million!"

Leia, after a successful 'mission' ending in a grand explosion:
"I knew there was more to you than money.."

C3PO, after getting to know too much about Leia's liasons with Han:
"I'm not going in there..."

Han again, directing his principals in a complicated orgy scene:
"This one goes here, That one goes there..."

Han again, but to Chewy, rather than Leia... ohhhh Han:
"I'm trying to get us out of here, and you go and pull those apart..."

Leia (ESB): Are you crazy? After what you did to Han...

Luke (ESB): I think you'll find I'm full of surprises

leia: "into the garbage shoot, flyboy."

luke: "I got him."
han: "Great kid, dont get cocky."

leia: "They're coming through"

"we'll get to work on him right away"

"i got one on my tail"

"get clear wedge, you cant do any more good back there"

"luke, at that speed, are you sure you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"we'll stay back far enough to cover ya"

" i can see the tower, but i cant see the exhaust port"

"hurry up luke, they're coming in much faster this time"

"hurry up luke" "wait!!!"

"i have you now"

"you may fire when ready"

"you're all clear kid, now let's blow this joint and go home"

"in time, you will learn to call me master!"

Han (ROTJ): I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew

Vader (ROTJ): Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them

"but how could they be jamming us if they dont know we're coming"

Wedge an his filty mind...

"Look at the size of that thing"

"good shot red 2"

"I'm right on him Luke"