Sexually Explicit Star Wars Quotes.

when put out of context they are quite funny

OBI-WAN: You seem a little on edge, Anakin.

ANAKIN: Not at all.

OBI-WAN: I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into
that nest of gundarks.

😆

Yes its PT, strike me down with a lightsabre...

OMG those pants ones were hilarious!

"Nobody said being a Jedi was honorable" - Kyle Katarn to Jaden Korr.

Vader (ROTJ): I have felt him, my Master.
Emperor: Strange that I have not.

Vader: What she couldn't have, I FELT HER she was alive

Han: Get on top of it!
Leia: I'm trying!

Obi-Wan in Ep2 - "Your clones are very impressive."

Episode 2: It's copurse it's irratic and it gets everywhere

I got another pants line to add, tho it's from ep 2.

Yoda: The pants of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the clone war has.

10 years later.

Yes... so? Digging up fossils?

Leia in Episode VI?

???

Gotta love necrobumps. First post is made out of pure win.

Originally posted by macgeek2005
Star Wars IV: A New Hope

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."

6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."

7. "Control! Control! You must learn control!"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

10. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

1. "Rise, my friend."

2. "Open the back door!"

3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

4. "It's just a dead animal..."

5. "Not bad for a little furball."

6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

Ha, ha, brilliant, like being in a Carry On version of Star Wars. Genius!

After Luke & Leia kiss, I like it when Leia says: "Now bend me over and do me like a filthy incest-loving space ****". (Got edited out in the end, but I have the rushes) (**** rhymes with "hut", but begins with S and swap the H with an L) (this isn't exactly innuendo, is it? I don't think I've got the hang of this)

Only one I can think of right now is,

"You know I can take whatever I want?" -Kylo Ren to Rey. 😆

I rebel. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hehehe... well, in the end, she didn't. Typical.