It's the long awaited return of the incredible 'IT'S EDNA'S BIRTHDAY!' thread!

I won't read it until after.

*covers ears to block sound of queeq's voice giving away all the details in the book*

LALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALLAA

so we can't say that Han Solo is Yodas father? 🙁

Not yet.

I guess since Edna's birthday is over we can lock this one.

*waits for Dim*

*waves hand*
you will keep this one open

That doesn't work on Dimmy.

please?