Mother ToMacco to Texas

Oh no. My mother is flying out to Texas tomorrow for a business meeting. I'm so scared for her.

I told her to watch out for a chubby dude with stretchmarks, passing out Bjork flyers.

😂 You're so evil.

why would you hand out Bjørk flyers To?????????

😂

my best wishes goes out to her 😛

Hehehe.

Poor Tex.

I wonder if he'll ever return. Time to mount some razor blades in the slapping machine.

what is this about tex`s financial state Gubdy

Gubdy ? Are you slurring me ?

What financial state ? Did I miss something ???

Chubby?!?! Stretchmarks!?!?!
WELL!!!! How Outrageous!!!!! 😠

Where in Texas Tomacco? It's a big state you know! 🙄

Why? You wanna stalk her? 😂

😂

seems like it to me

Theres on one lady on this planet that I would even consider stalking, and ToMacco's momma she aint!! 🙄
besides,
ToMacco's momma gots bill collectors stalking her anyways!! 😛 😈 😛

Obviously you never saw To's mommy.

could you describe her, queeq?

Hey Tex, you're the one who said you had stretchmarks.

I think she went to Houston. But I don't really know.

"How Outrageous!" 😂 You're a funny bastard, Tex.

Corpous Kristi. Is that right? That's where she is.

So your mom flew from a bank in Minessota to Kristi's Corpous, whatever that is?

???

Are you sure you're not drinking?