Mother ToMacco to Texas

I have like two stretchmarks on my right shoulder. You can barely notice.
So she went to Corpus Cristi? eh?
She not on a business trip, she went to the beach! 😎

She called her a while back. Sounds like she got pretty hammered on the plane.

Is Corpus Cristi anywhere near you? Isn't CC down by the Mexican border?

She better bring me back a Texas shotglass.

I'm in North Texas, a stones throw away from Oklahoma. Corpus is way down in the Gulf of Mexico, 1hr 30min plane trip from Dallas. 😎

You're state is too big.

TX could cruch MN like a bug!!! 😛 😈 😛

You're all a bunch of drunken wannabe cowboys.

Drunken? I think not! This is the bible belt Mr.!!!!!

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What are you gonna do? Blast me with your six-shooter? 😛

Of course not!
I'll just remind you that Jesse(the body)Ventura is your Governor! 😛

I didn't vote for him.

Buy my governor can beat up your governor.

Oh yeah!?!?!?!!

Well my railrood comptroller can beat up your comptroller!!!!
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. . . you've got a twisted mind, my friend.

It all started with that Bjork crap.

From this day forth, Björk and crap should never be used in the same sentence!! 😠

From this day forth, Björk and crap should never be used in the same sentence!!