Lord Kaan versus Darth Vader

Started by Lord Lucien3 pages

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Revan didn't bone the blue one and the lesbian.
That's just because you didn't really play the game, man. Me, I played it to the max. I played with love, man. And because of that, I got Revan to do it with an underage blue girl, and a cat woman.

my revan had all 3 of them at once man.

See, Slash? There's a true playa.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That's just because you didn't really play the game, man. Me, I played it to the max. I played with love, man. And because of that, I got Revan to do it with an underage blue girl, and a cat woman.

In other words you either played a faulty version of the game with an error or cheated with a fake fan-made mod.

In the real thing Revan's story with Juhani can only take an intimate turn if Revan is female.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
See, Slash? There's a true playa.

My Revan had Bastila's mum.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
In other words you either played a faulty version of the game with an error or cheated with a fake fan-made mod.

In the real thing Revan's story with Juhani can only take an intimate turn if Revan is female.

seriously? there is lesbian intimacy with juhani?

Not with my Juhani.

But that may be because I always killed her off.

Originally posted by truejedi
seriously? there is lesbian intimacy with juhani?

Yep. That's why KotOR is awesome.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
In other words you either played a faulty version of the game with an error or cheated with a fake fan-made mod.

In the real thing Revan's story with Juhani can only take an intimate turn if Revan is female.

Do you actually think that everything I say I'm being serious about, or are you just that messed up?

He's just that messed up.

My Revan messed him up.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Do you actually think that everything I say I'm being serious about, or are you just that messed up?

Srsly, you just noticed that?

Armor can't take the strain of a back flip. It kinda prevents arching the back and I don't know what Vader's armor limits are.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Srsly, you just noticed that?
Nope. But I'm always offering the benefit of the doubt and giving him a chance to... learn.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Do you actually think that everything I say I'm being serious about, or are you just that messed up?

I find it hard to tell, so I have to make sure.

Anyway, I've been thinking. Kaan can control minds and Vader has a lot of pschological problems. Maybe Kaan could beat him that way.

If Vader's mind was weak enough for Kaan to f*ck with, then Sidious really missed out on cashing that check.

Vader's agility was well demostrated in the force unleashed where he was able to keep up and countinly fight against a much younger starkiller. And plus his armor offers him a good amount of protection as also seen in the force unleashed.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
I find it hard to tell, so I have to make sure.

Anyway, I've been thinking. Kaan can control minds and Vader has a lot of pschological problems. Maybe Kaan could beat him that way.

Oh wow so a weakling like kaan can simply "control vaders" mind and wtf pwn him like that.

For all we know if kaan attempted to emphasise on vaders problems it is only going to make vader even more angry and motivate him to kill kaan.

You really think kaan is going to easily control vaders mind and make his psychological problems worse?

Funny how you claim kaan has no combat feats but you think a little scumbag weakling like kaan is going to control vader because "he has a lot of psychological problems", you in the history of this forums is the only person that think kaan can beat vader.

Seriously i find your lack of vader disturbing.

I argree. 😄

Originally posted by Wolverine2179
Seriously i find your lack of vader disturbing.
😆

Listen to him he's serial!