Ou Be Low hoo's Astounding Works Of Staggering Genius...

Started by Ou Be Low hoo9 pages
Originally posted by Coldfire
Sorry to disappoint you my dear, but I wasn't calling you Prince... I was referring to PrinceofBlades....

I'm pleased to hear that. Like I said, 'King' is a more appropriate term when addressing me.

Originally posted by Syren
[B]As in, excellent, but only you could spew forth such scintillating crap

No, I'm kidding. I really liked it.... I just couldn't be bothered to criticise constructively so I tried to say a few words with impact. I failed miserably

I'll have you know that it was my own rather splendid, smart and ironic attempt at highlighting the pervading dreariness of the majority of the poems posted in this forum...Hoo-hoo, look at me on my snooty, ironic perch.

Please Note: Any attempts at explaining 'irony', or indeed self-conciously referring to one's own works as 'ironic' immediately negates the irony due to the erosion of the innate subtlness that the term/style/state of being demands. Unless, of course the actual explanation or self-reference is also ironic. This is similar to the effect of calculating the difference of two negative numbers, eg. -1-(-1) = 0. However, when attempting such an audacious feat, the person must be aware of not over-doing the 'ironic' explanation as this will also result in a negation of the irony. Personally, I find that 111 words - not including numbers - is suffice. Anything over that amount is a little sour.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I'm terribly sorry, but the poll is definitive. You can't argue with the facts...My people have spoken and crowned me 'King'. Thank you, my people...Thank you...

Oh, but i can argue.... that is the fun in life

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Oh, but i can argue.... that is the fun in life

No. Life is fun for a myriad of plethoric reasons, but arguing against facts is not one of them. The poll states the truth. It can not be contradicted.

It doesn't state the complete truth however, since not all the options were explored.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
No. Life is fun for a myriad of plethoric reasons, but arguing against facts is not one of them. The poll states the truth. It can not be contradicted.

They are hardly facts, just the opinion of of a few... 😬

and of course life is fun for a number of reasons, but my point is one arguing; not against facts because that is just stupid but against people who think they are better then everyone else...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
They are hardly facts, just the opinion of of a few...

They are cold, hard facts. Jesus' dad actually smite the truth in stone, in-case anyone tried to argue any different.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
and of course life is fun for a number of reasons, but my point is one arguing; not against facts because that is just stupid but against people who think they are better then everyone else...

Your English is excellent. How long have you been studying it as a second language?

Originally posted by Coldfire
It doesn't state the complete truth however, since not all the options were explored.

The poll was the pollsonification(my word...) of clarity. It pondered 'What's Your Most Favorite Game/Thread In The World Ever?'. The options were made available and you, the people, voted. So, it was the hole truth, the fool truth and nothing butter the truth, so help me Ou Be.

Well whatever; I'm not going to have a big huge debate with you, lol.......

Salted and Mist/Missed...

In the vessel, tall, then wide
Brittle at neck, velvet inside,
Between the bergs of mice, not men
Is the bounty for us and them.
The murky glory of not-so-clear,
Distilled and ready to disappear...
First a sip, a taste, not quenched,
Thirst a feel of recompense...
The slither of citrus, so vital and near,
Bonded with the spirit of Agave from there,
Into my body, my mouth, my dear!

Care to guess the muse?

Originally posted by Coldfire
Well whatever; I'm not going to have a big huge debate with you, lol.......

I'm delighted to see that you have finally acquiesced and agreed that it is impossible to debate facts.

Well I dunno about aquiescing, but I can't argue about the same subject for days on end... so I'm stopping now 😄 Nice poem there 😛 Could your muse be alcohol maybe?? 😏 lol

Originally posted by Coldfire
Well I dunno about aquiescing, but I can't argue about the same subject for days on end... so I'm stopping now

Excellent. Your acquiescence is accepted and the bells have be rung accordingly.

Could your muse be alcohol maybe??

Indeed it is, but the mystery is which beverage? The truth lies within...

I'm not really into alcohol so I have no idea which one, lol.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
[B]Salted and Mist/Missed...

In the vessel, tall, then wide
Brittle at neck, velvet inside,
Between the bergs of mice, not men
Is the bounty for us and them.
The murky glory of not-so-clear,
Distilled and ready to disappear...
First a sip, a taste, not quenched,
Thirst a feel of recompense...
The slither of citrus, so vital and near,
Bonded with the spirit of Agave from there,
Into my body, my mouth, my dear!

Care to guess the muse? [/B]

Forever at your service, I have decided to give you, my people, a clue..."It's a cocktail, but which one?", said the White Moon to the Blue Ocean.

margarita?

Snap! What gave it away?

if you had left the "agave" part out, i would have guessed wrong...

Yeah, I made it too easy...

you do realize a vast majority of posters on this forum or even to your thread, will have no idea what "agave" is...or its by product