Ou Be Low hoo's Astounding Works Of Staggering Genius...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Please, only ignorant blind imps with absolutly no basis for the human THOUGHT let alone language would consider your poems anything higher than waste. Infact waste is a stretch, but becuase I can think of nothing better you got lucky. And trust me, special class would be considered an advance placement class considering where you are.

Are you saying that you want to love me long time?

I'd love to dissect your slobbering posts, but unfortunately your grammar, spelling and sentence structure all show you to be unworthy of my courtship. Although, you do show a special talent at being able to rehash whatever I throw at you, then send it back in a more rudimentary manner...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Please, only ignorant blind imps with absolutly no basis for the human THOUGHT let alone language would consider your poems anything higher than waste. Infact waste is a stretch, but becuase I can think of nothing better you got lucky. And trust me, special class would be considered an advance placement class considering where you are.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Are you saying that you want to love me long time?

I'd love to dissect your slobbering posts, but unfortunately your grammar, spelling and sentence structure all show you to be unworthy of my courtship. Although, you do show a special talent at being able to rehash whatever I throw at you, then send it back in a more rudimentary manner...

Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't no half the words you said. Why don't you sing it to me. Perhaps your waste of a poem could save you from your appalling sense of grammar ingenuity.

Originally posted by DreamingWarrior
hey P, this guy is a bescheissen bleurte kuh, but dont dive down to his level, ok? I dont want you moderated again.

He started it...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
He started it...

Prince please don't keep it going cry I don't want you getting into trouble over him ❌

*sigh* Fine. Ou Be Low Hoo, I'm ending this now. If you don't want to find yourself in a situation that isn't worth getting into, than I suggest you don't go peering near my thread. That is of course unless you have something nice to say, or some real constructive criticism. Not your form of poetic bashing. I of course will add to this suggestion with my compelte removal of this particular thread. I hope we wont be seeing each other soon...

I posted this:

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I'd love to dissect your slobbering posts, but unfortunately your grammar, spelling and sentence structure all show you to be unworthy of my courtship. Although, you do show a special talent at being able to rehash whatever I throw at you, then send it back in a more rudimentary manner...

(Please pay special attention to the 'rehash' bit)

Then you post this:

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't no half the words you said. Why don't you sing it to me. Perhaps your waste of a poem could save you from your appalling sense of grammar ingenuity.

!

Are you being facetiously ironic? I do hope so...

Oh, well...All's well that ends well, I guess:

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
*sigh* Fine. Ou Be Low Hoo, I'm ending this now. If you don't want to find yourself in a situation that isn't worth getting into, than I suggest you don't go peering near my thread. That is of course unless you have something nice to say, or some real constructive criticism. Not your form of poetic bashing. I of course will add to this suggestion with my compelte removal of this particular thread. I hope we wont be seeing each other soon...

Ahhh...Another satisfied customer!

Anyway, back to how excellent my poetry is...Coldfire, I do believe you have the floor. Also, DreamingWarrior, you are more than welcome to congratulate me...Please do begin!

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I posted this:

(Please pay special attention to the 'rehash' bit)

Then you post this:

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Are you being facetiously ironic? I do hope so...

Oh, well...All's well that ends well, I guess:

Ahhh...Another satisfied customer!

Anyway, back to how excellent my poetry is...Coldfire, I do believe you have the floor. Also, DreamingWarrior, you are more than welcome to congratulate me...Please do begin!

K its done now, no more said about it.

*sigh* post some more and I'll tell you what I think

Frolicked Clothed, Your Lost Robe

Your slithers that cover tither
Are burning causeways down my nither
You begin to flow like a river
Will I drown to cease my shiver?

At the peak of my mounted summit
Do all fours flee and downward plummet
To the midst of your valley's strumpet
Blown, all gone, my flower trumpet!

Spent my time and my money,
Must run and leave you now, my honey
As we came, saw and made the bunny,
Bump my thing with your funny.

Good times I've had and more to follow...
So, you want me to begin again tomorrow?
In all good time, you can savour
The delicious nectar made from our labour.

Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
At the beat, my light strobes
Time to make leave the sunlight after,
Go before the dark gets darker.

Walk, now quick, fast, now slow
This way, that, which way to go?
As I turn and tumble after,
My mind flicks and remembers laughter...

Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe.

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
[B]Frolicked Clothed, Your Lost Robe

Your slithers that cover tither
Are burning causeways down my nither
You begin to flow like a river
Will I drown to cease my shiver?

At the peak of my mounted summit
Do all fours flee and downward plummet
To the midst of your valley's strumpet
Blown, all gone, my flower trumpet!

Spent my time and my money,
Must run and leave you now, my honey
As we came, saw and made the bunny,
Bump my thing with your funny.

Good times I've had and more to follow...
So, you want me to begin again tomorrow?
In all good time, you can savour
The delicious nectar made from our labour.

Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
At the beat, my light strobes
Time to make leave the sunlight after,
Go before the dark gets darker.

Walk, now quick, fast, now slow
This way, that, which way to go?
As I turn and tumble after,
My mind flicks and remembers laughter...

Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe. [/B]

something about this one gives me a very vivid visual about sex...

"Spent my time and my money,
Must run and leave you now, my honey
As we came, saw and made the bunny,
Bump my thing with your funny."

...don't know why though

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
He started it...

OLBH, the only way i shall congratulate you is if you and i meet at heaven's gate when the hammer falls.

Originally posted by DreamingWarrior
hahahahahaaha!!!! oh Christ...... help us.......

DW please don't bring it up again! cry It's done, over with....

Originally posted by DreamingWarrior
OLBH, the only way i shall congratulate you is if you and i meet at heaven's gate when the hammer falls.

Sorry, dude. I ain't diggin' da vibe there...I'll be chillin' on the porch over-looking some nice waves down Nirvana way. My sandals are thonged, not Jesus-wronged...

Originally posted by Fëanor
your innuendos abound here OU....that or i'm reading something else in this

something about this one gives me a very vivid visual about sex...

"Spent my time and my money,
Must run and leave you now, my honey
As we came, saw and made the bunny,
Bump my thing with your funny."

...don't know why though

Yes, No.1...You are right to think that way. It's all about "making the beast with two backs"...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Yes, No.1...You are right to think that way. It's all about "making the beast with two backs"...

..... mmmhmmm.....

Originally posted by Coldfire
..... mmmhmmm.....

It's more like "UUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-YES-YES-YES-YES-YES-YES...and I'm spent" when I'm doing it to m'lady...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
It's more like "UUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh-huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-YES-YES-YES-YES-YES-YES...and I'm spent" when I'm doing it to m'lady...

😑 OMG...... lmao..... nice one there OBLH 😛

I thought it was about time for a retrospective on my work, so here for your viewing pleasure once more is the immortal greatness that is...

Utch-Nay On The Kibble-Lay

'Odontoglossum Harryanum' was once a thing I eye-balled.
Now it's time has past and Seasons morph,
From clouded sky to sunny rays,
The light in my eyes forever shall never fade.

To rhyme with no reason maketh no foot,
So to boot the crap and eat thyself.
My words said backwards reveal the truth,
Spoon-forced-fed and all uncooth.

The trip to the top is not the tryst.
So forget all leave and love thyself.
My cheese beats two goats from any Ramblesworth,
But to whine all the time and nothing else?

The libertine said "Do it now!"
But to retort the thought lost it's use,
And now grumbles amble beneath the tree
Root and stem, my brothers, sisters...remember them!

And to fit the finale is all but round,
Back-to-front and upside-down.
It has happened and shall finish soon,
So don't forget to leave some room.

The End ain't nigh, the truth was told,
So on it went...and still it goes.
Getting bored, time to stop...
Plank, gank, stank the loaded elf.

😑 Interesting....