Ou Be Low hoo's Astounding Works Of Staggering Genius...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
[B]Frolicked Clothed, Your Lost Robe

Your slithers that cover tither
Are burning causeways down my nither
You begin to flow like a river
Will I drown to cease my shiver?

At the peak of my mounted summit
Do all fours flee and downward plummet
To the midst of your valley's strumpet
Blown, all gone, my flower trumpet!

Spent my time and my money,
Must run and leave you now, my honey
As we came, saw and made the bunny,
Bump my thing with your funny.

Good times I've had and more to follow...
So, you want me to begin again tomorrow?
In all good time, you can savour
The delicious nectar made from our labour.

Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
At the beat, my light strobes
Time to make leave the sunlight after,
Go before the dark gets darker.

Walk, now quick, fast, now slow
This way, that, which way to go?
As I turn and tumble after,
My mind flicks and remembers laughter...

Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe
Frolicked clothed, your lost robe. [/B]

Absolutely awesome... it's a real shame I can't actually say that to the man himself 😬

Originally posted by Syren
Absolutely awesome... it's a real shame I can't actually say that to the man himself 😬

not that he was ever that arrogant towards me

Originally posted by Syren
Absolutely awesome... it's a real shame I can't actually say that to the man himself 😬

Sometimes the whispers that dwell in the corridors of the mountains find ways to float through the ether to the point of origin...

Your poetry is about as deep as the basin with which one pans for gold; your arrogance is astounding. Everything Prince of Blades has said is true: these...attempts at poetry are appalling. The amount of sense you do not make in your poems outweighs any of your 'pleasing words' or imagery. And, no, I am not a simpleton who cannot understand the words used, nor am I one who cannot appreciate the 'beauty' of these so-called 'works'.

I am one who speaks the truth. I tell you what an individual who reviews literature for a living would say.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Your poetry is about as deep as the basin with which one pans for gold; your arrogance is astounding. Everything Prince of Blades has said is true: these...attempts at poetry are appalling. The amount of sense you do not make in your poems outweighs any of your 'pleasing words' or imagery. And, no, I am not a simpleton who cannot understand the words used, nor am I one who cannot appreciate the 'beauty' of these so-called 'works'.

I am one who speaks the truth. I tell you what an individual who reviews literature for a living would say.

So...you're saying that you could catch gold with my poetry? Wow, thanks...I am precious. I'm pleased that you can appreciate the beauty of my master-works and I hope you can continue to be impressed by my astounding brilliance.

Here's one I made for you:

Little cat, Black
Sat on a mat,
She did a poo-poo
And this one's for you.

I hope the simplicity of it allows you to understand it a bit better.

No what he said was you are a shallow, worthless piece of flotsam that washes up onto shore along with dead algae.

You lot are ridiculous. You're allowing your dislike for his arrogance to blind you to the talent he so obviously possesses. Try to be a little less sensitive, a little more mature and use some constructive criticism. Please 🙄

Originally posted by Syren
You lot are ridiculous. You're allowing your dislike for his arrogance to blind you to the talent he so obviously possesses. Try to be a little less sensitive, a little more mature and use some constructive criticism. Please 🙄

i have to agree, however reluctantly. he seems to have some talent, eventhough he lacks the maturity to speak cordially in another artists thread. we needn't sink to his level. we are, afterall, adults. if i could write this good, i would speak even nicer than i allready am accustomed to. he, however, does not. but that does not mean we should think any less of his work. it is rather humorous the way he words things.

fancy a lymerick?

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
I thought it was about time for a retrospective on my work, so here for your viewing pleasure once more is the immortal greatness that is...

[B]Utch-Nay On The Kibble-Lay

'Odontoglossum Harryanum' was once a thing I eye-balled.
Now it's time has past and Seasons morph,
From clouded sky to sunny rays,
The light in my eyes forever shall never fade.

To rhyme with no reason maketh no foot,
So to boot the crap and eat thyself.
My words said backwards reveal the truth,
Spoon-forced-fed and all uncooth.

The trip to the top is not the tryst.
So forget all leave and love thyself.
My cheese beats two goats from any Ramblesworth,
But to whine all the time and nothing else?

The libertine said "Do it now!"
But to retort the thought lost it's use,
And now grumbles amble beneath the tree
Root and stem, my brothers, sisters...remember them!

And to fit the finale is all but round,
Back-to-front and upside-down.
It has happened and shall finish soon,
So don't forget to leave some room.

The End ain't nigh, the truth was told,
So on it went...and still it goes.
Getting bored, time to stop...
Plank, gank, stank the loaded elf. [/B]

i dont mean to offend, but this resembles work of one Dr Suess. it has a very bumpy flow that would make anyone turn an eyebrow with a most pleasing confusion. i like this alot. i for one would love to hear more. i am quite amazed at this. Bravo

Originally posted by justjakk
i dont mean to offend, but this resembles work of one Dr Suess. it has a very bumpy flow that would make anyone turn an eyebrow with a most pleasing confusion. i like this alot. i for one would love to hear more. i am quite amazed at this. Bravo

translation: It makes me giggle. 😛

Originally posted by Syren
You lot are ridiculous. You're allowing your dislike for his arrogance to blind you to the talent he so obviously possesses. Try to be a little less sensitive, a little more mature and use some constructive criticism. Please 🙄

SOME of Ou's work shows greatness, extreme to the likes of yes, Seuss, and others, but on the other side, some is just not my cup-o-tea. I wish (to an extent) that I could take back some words typed in anger, yet, I just can't get past the arrogance... It wasn't funny or cute, just foolish, and helped me to just as foolishly waste time bickering, so here. Ou, I AM sorry for some of the things I said. I should have been the bigger man and walked away. I do appreciate your unique outlook on life, and will in the future use this as a lesson for patience when dealing with people of your nature. Thank you for the lesson.

Yours, In Truth and Seriousness,
William Mauz.

i've always thought his works were unique in comparison to quite a few i've read...and yes it bordered close to insanity on a level that is without reason or should i say un-reason....his arrogance, well to some it did rub off likened to an abrasive wound salted and left to fester as the fly crawls about in search for buried treasure....

but to take his arrogance for arrogance is like giving attention to a child throwing a tantrum....if ignored, the power is lost which i found humourous in that it caused quite a few many to react.....to which i must tip my hat off to him for it, and to add ad infinitum.....lawdy miss geordie, i do miss his babbling gibberish

hahaha .... funny 🙂

clapping Awesome guys, I knew we could rise above him.. uh, I mean it 😗

Originally posted by Syren
clapping Awesome guys, I knew we could rise above him.. uh, I mean it 😗

hahaha

Originally posted by Syren
clapping Awesome guys, I knew we could rise above him.. uh, I mean it 😗

Hey, making me out to be the bad guy 😄

you;re not a bad guy sy??????? j/k

Maybe I am naughty Or not, just a badass female 😄