spetznaz
Senior Fanboy Killer
Originally posted by IRTMU-Dragon
Whats DC's explinations of there heroes? Not well thought out and crappy.Superman. Man from the stars.
Green lantern, magic ring.
Uhh... thats all the heroes from gayC I know... I mean DC.
Marvel has always had more asinine origin stories for its characters.
Let's see:
Spiderman: Bitten by a radioactive spider, and from the bite develops the relative strength, speed and dexterity as a spider (at least in the movie they had sense to make it bio-enginereed). Either way it is silly.
Ego the Living Planet: Well, the name speaks for itself. A 'living planet.' Hmmm, next!
DareDevil: Blinded by a chemical spill in his eyes. This made his other senses obviously better since he would rely on them and not his sight. If they stopped there it would be alright, and he would have been perfect. But they had to go ahead and say that the chemical after him by giving him a 'radar sense.' Why they did not stop at better hearing and smell but had to go to 'radar senses' is beyond me.
Thor: A Norse God.
Hercules: Greek mythology.
Fantastic Four: Four people fly through a cosmic storm, and instead of being irradiated to death they turn into a person able to turn into flame, one able to stretch like a rubber-band, one able to turn invisible, and another who is living rock. No explanation on how it happened apart from 'they flew through a cosmic storm.'
Hulk: Dude stands at the epicenter of a detonating gamma source, and instead of being killed is transformed into a green beast with UNLIMITED strength.
Juggernaut: Homie finds a rock. The rock is actually a gem. The gem is actually the home of an outer-dimension deity. The deity is named Cyttorak, and he grants our homie the power to be a living Juggernaut. UNSTOPPABLE (unless, ofcourse, the Hulk turns into an even STRONGER version that can drop kick the Marko).
Onslaught: Hey .....why not have a trapped consciousness take over the abilities of its former body (magneto) and its current body prison (Xavier) and become the 'greatest threat to face the world.'
Galactus: Galaan of Taa. Sole survivor of a dead universe. Although born a humanoid he is transformed by the Watchers into a PLANET-CONSUMING entity.
LEt me say at least DC is more sensible. Some DC examples below:
Superman: Survivor of an exploding world that somehow uses solar energy to fuel his metabolism-based powers.
Batman: Rich child who uses his rage to train himself in the martial systems for years, detective work for years more, and fights crime. Anyone can be Batman with enough training and a huge bank account .....well, maybe not. But it is at least better than trying to stand in the middle of a Gamma test-site ala Hulk.
Green Lantern: Recepient of a ring from the Oans - a group of aliens. The ring is actually extremely advanced technology- not magic. And anyways it is better than a humanoid being transformed into an eater of planets.
Anyways, my point is that Marvel has some of the weirdest origin stories, especially when compared to DC. Some of Marvel's origin stories are just plain ridiculous ....even for a comic book.