How To Kill Wolverine

I can see it now...Wolverine getting gang raped and huddling up in a corner while Cyclops tries to talk to him and get him back to normal.

get Jeph Loeb to write his book.

Originally posted by CATMANEXE
get Jeph Loeb to write his book.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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i like how he imagines it as being cyclops that kills him.

He chose Cyke for a reason.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He chose Cyke for a reason.

that was a very "clark and bruce" moment. nice. 👆

i don't read origins, so i missed that. also, i recognise that artist, though i don't know from where...

From Punisher maybe?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
From Punisher maybe?

probably not. only punisher i've read anyway recently is the max series.

could be mistaking him for someone else, though.

It's Steve Dillon. His Wolverine looks too much like Frank, IMO.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's Steve Dillon. His Wolverine looks too much like Frank, IMO.

2000ad. that's where i remember him from. silly me.

and i wouldn't know, lol...

Who is who? 😱

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He chose Cyke for a reason.

Just as an aside, I really love the new Cyclops uniform.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Who is who? 😱

I'd say ejecting him into outer space would do the job or throwing him into the Sun. Or even encapsulating him in cement and dropping him into the ocean. I bet those would kill him.

Or maybe, Nate Grey could transport him into one of those negative zones and collapse the universe on him.

You are all missing the very easy way to kill him while you are all talking about Nukes and bombs. Just strip him off and let Rogue shag him to death. he would be dead in no time at all and what a way to go ;-)

transmutation if i didnt mention it before or someone else didnt.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I'd say ejecting him into outer space would do the job or throwing him into the Sun. Or even encapsulating him in cement and dropping him into the ocean. I bet those would kill him.

Or maybe, Nate Grey could transport him into one of those negative zones and collapse the universe on him.

Idk if putting him into outer space would kill him but the sun definitely would.

Originally posted by Mainstream
drowning...sending him to space...if the coldness don't get him..the lack of air will.

choking him,freeze the blood in his body,frying him with a lightning bolt.
Back in X-Men The Twelve, Storm said she could have 'fried' him with a lightning bolt to stop him form taking awya Mikhail.

Choking Wolverine in an attempt to kill him is not going to work.

Possible ways, with some X-Men in the mix, what do you think???

Professor X
-Kill him like he could've done to all mutants in X2: X-Men United
-disable his abilities, then whatever method of murder should be fine

Phoenix
-ditto^
-molecular dissintegration so he has nothing to regenerate from

Rogue
-drain every drop of his life force

Storm
-Suck the air out of his lungs, maybe even the lungs out of his body
-Electrocution until the adamantium explodes or something???
-Freeze him to death???

Iceman
-Deep Freeze him, then tip him over... maybe even stomp on the bits???

Gambit
-charge him and kaboom

Jubilee
-Stick her hand in his mouth and kaboom

Magneto
-reconfigure the adamantium in his body so it blocks his wind pipe (gruesomely creative I know)
-have his adamantium skull crush his brain