How To Kill Wolverine

Started by Darth Jello34 pages

Also, thinking about it, any member of the Chaste and certain members of the Hand and/or the Snake Root could kill Wolverine simply by draining all of his life force/chi or overloading him with their own till he exploded. Healing factor wouldn't cover shifting and draining a mystical force.

To be honest, it probably would.

How about having his powers removed by Wipeout and then being bled out?

More than likely, he'd heal from that too. They'd say something about how his powers are so deeply linked to his body, you can't ever completely drain them. And when they leave his body, his blood regenerates, any wounds heal, then he opens his eyes, pops his claws, and goes to get a beer, with his claws popped, hoping someone picks a fight with him. Then he'll be like, look bub, I just came back from the brink o' death, and now you wanna fight??? Let me finish my beer first. Then he downs the thing, and he'll be like, ahhh, nothin like a good canadian lager to cheer ya up, somethin so bad feels oh so good. Then he just attacks the guy...and eats his soul. 😐

the way wipeout's powers work, they block the x-gene activated cells from functioning and therefore activating a mutant's powers. The block can even remain after he's dead. There's no way he'd be able to heal form that.

The way Marvel's writers work, is that you don't beat Wolverine unless you're Squirrel Girl.....or somebody with a sword hilt. Seriously though dude, you should have just enjoyed the joke and story.

Originally posted by KingD19
.....or somebody with a sword hilt.

😂

Try to understand Daniel Way. He always feels an irresistible urge to KO Logan in every issue. Doesn't matter if it's necessary or not.

Just thinking about it a bit more, there are plenty of characters who could probably kill him.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
the way wipeout's powers work, they block the x-gene activated cells from functioning and therefore activating a mutant's powers. The block can even remain after he's dead. There's no way he'd be able to heal form that.

May work though Wolverine not a mutant in the same sense as Cyclopes, storm ect.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
If she can beat Thanos unconcious, she can kill Wolverine.

http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl


Thanos once had problems with a police men with a gun..........

you ever heard of PIS?

Originally posted by Battlehammer
May work though Wolverine not a mutant in the same sense as Cyclopes, storm ect.

why not? he doesn't have the x-gene?

Originally posted by -Pr-
why not? he doesn't have the x-gene?

I mean he not even a human.

nor is his powers complete biological.

The general rule at Marvel comics is that Squirrel Girl can beat or kill anyone she comes across. As the internet meme says, even Galactus turns into a little girl when there's a squirrel up his pant leg.

Originally posted by Battlehammer
I mean he not even a human.

nor is his powers complete biological.

how are his powers not biological?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
The general rule at Marvel comics is that Squirrel Girl can beat or kill anyone she comes across. As the internet meme says, even Galactus turns into a little girl when there's a squirrel up his pant leg.

true. squirrel girl beats everyone. no exceptions.

Originally posted by -Pr-
how are his powers not biological?


Eternal soul, has nothing to do with biological abilities.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
The general rule at Marvel comics is that Squirrel Girl can beat or kill anyone she comes across. As the internet meme says, even Galactus turns into a little girl when there's a squirrel up his pant leg.

No it not, it just some crap on forums and she never killed anyone let a lone wolverine, to assume she could is just wrong.

SG would smother Wolvie with her tail!

Again Hammer, Direct your attention to Marvel's own web site and to scans provided in the Squirrel Girl respect thread. She has the same stats as the Living Tribunal and other cosmic level entities. I don't like this idolization of Wolverine as this unbeatable force because then you have this character who can somehow survive all this crap, you end up with the silver age Superman who becomes no fun to write for, no fun to read cause there's no possible conflict and is in like every monthly book.
I also enjoy that you're doing exactly what you accused me of doing and ignoring the material which leads me to believe that you're just a jackass with a man crush who enjoys creating conflict for the sake of conflict.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Again Hammer, Direct your attention to Marvel's own web site and to scans provided in the Squirrel Girl respect thread. She has the same stats as the Living Tribunal and other cosmic level entities.

For starters that worse then a hand book. Second anyone with enough Hero points can edit it. Thirdly many of the characters stats have no been edited yet......wolverine had perfects in everything for like 6 months......and many characters still have insane stats which they dont posses.......is this really yoru arguement? Hell official hand books have her stats as much lower.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I don't like this idolization of Wolverine as this unbeatable force because then you have this character who can somehow survive all this crap, you end up with the silver age Superman who becomes no fun to write for, no fun to read cause there's no possible conflict and is in like every monthly book.

what nonsense are you speaking of, I not saying he unbeatable, im say Suirrle girl can't kill him which is true. I sitll can't believe you just used marvel web sight as your evidence

Originally posted by Darth Jello
I also enjoy that you're doing exactly what you accused me of doing and ignoring the material which leads me to believe that you're just a jackass with a man crush who enjoys creating conflict for the sake of conflict.

hahahahahaha

No I not ignoring anything. I not relying on a site anyone with enough hero points can edit, and a site were many characters including wolverien, capt ect for months had full bar in ever stat. Many of the characters have not even had there stats edit yet. Her official stats can be seen in A-Z marvel hand books. Not that hand books man anything, but there sure as shit better then a websight.

Squirrel Girl was never meant to be taken seriously, so chill out.

Marvel.com stats are in working order again?