Whiskey Thursday

I'm mixing with diet Coke.

just not cherry coke!

I don't think that would taste very well.

drink it straight up man

Yeah.

*plugs mah's nose, pours shot of whiskey down his throat*

Doesn't that taste good? 😮‍💨

eh..ghhh..sure

are you going wuss here, you dont mix whiskey

You mix it if you don't want to puke, man.

wuss

cherry coke might not be bad now that I think about it.

*passes finti whiskey bottle*

drink up, you fast talker, you.

Okay. Hows this.

Me, To and finti all pretend we're like wild west gunslingers.
We're walking down main street looking for trouble. To is carrying his whiskey bottle.

Me : "What in tarnation are ya doin, ToMacckey ! Drinkin all that whiskey fer yerself ? Gimme somma that !

*Finti draws his smith and wesson double action and shoots both To and Gundy down and take the whiskey for himself*

Bastard. 😂

You missed Gundy.

*dying words* "Gundy. . . get the whiskey. Get it. Drink it. Please. Don't forget what's happened here. . . . Drink it. . . "

*holds To's dying body*

"I promise....I promise.....hey, can I have your lightsabre ?"

You can have mine. 😉

No, queeq, she wants one with a big blade. 😛

What happened to finti ?

Well I guess since he's not here to defend himself, I'll just take To's sabre and chop finti in half. There just happens to be one of those handy shafts right there.............

what did you do?
you should worship finti now!