Whiskey Thursday

*lowers head and walks off humiliated*

ugh!...ya damn sissy!

Hehehehehe

I ainta takin' off no skirts fer you, ya stinkin' galoot !

*stuffs rag in top of whiskey bottle, lights it and throws it at finti*

*who blows out the fire and drinks a huge swab of the whiskey*
"I said that To should git his skirt off, you on the other hand should dance. Are you going Calamity on me here"
Darn stubborn women, time to obey a mans command, To dont paly with that skunk..... pheeeeew

Land sakes ! Yer mean ToMacckey be wearin' skirts like a woman ?

Hey ToMacckey, come out from behind the bar thar and let me be seein' how yer dressed !

*chugs another shot of whiskey*

(saloon doors slowly creak open) Who in dis here bar is a tryin' to get the britches offen my kin? You be him? 😮‍💨

are you a kin to the man in skirt or the jizzabell Gundy, and git that bottil of wiskey for mee. You can dance with Gundy by the way.
"Take the lady by the hand
stomp your feet and do the ehhhh.....demolition?"

Listen here, ya flea-bitten viking...I ainta dancing with my damn brother ! That bein what ya call a per-vert-ed.

*pours double shot of whiskey and downs it*

Get up offin yore sorry ass and git your own whiskey bottle, ya no-good galoot.

I ain't go no skirt on, ya sons a bitches.

And no dancin' wit yer broder, Gundy. No more whiskey if ya do so.

I'll be a drinkin' just wot I please there ToMacckey. And I be a damn glad to see ya ainta wearin no skirt !

Dubba that fer me to.

Hillbillys

Who ya be callin' a hillbilly, ya no good varmit ?

Errr..... you?

No way. I'm looking like Sharon Stone in the Quick and the Dead. Stupid movie but I thought she was hot.

*pant pant pant* 😄

Thats the correct response.

😂

Hey ToMacckey ! Bet ya I can shoot an apple right offin' finti's pointy ole head thar !