Originally posted by Thunderstrike
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LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
It has to be said that Wolverine has to be the most powerful comic character ever.
After all he has the REAL power to influence the gullible and weak minded to such an extent that he turns them out into raging raving rabid fanboys.
While all other comic book characters only have their powers in paper and print, Wolverine's powers extend into the real world, affecting real people (and turning their children into feeble minded sots that think Wolverine can 'ween evretimme LOLOL'😉
That is real power (or maybe it is a nefarious plot by the CIA to suck out all of our brains via the corrupting mind-waves from the ever present 'Wolbereen' fanboys).
Wear ya tinfoil guys!
Originally posted by spetznaz
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.It has to be said that Wolverine has to be the most powerful comic character ever.
After all he has the REAL power to influence the gullible and weak minded to such an extent that he turns them out into raging raving rabid fanboys.
While all other comic book characters only have their powers in paper and print, Wolverine's powers extend into the real world, affecting real people (and turning their children into feeble minded sots that think Wolverine can 'ween evretimme LOLOL'😉That is real power (or maybe it is a nefarious plot by the CIA to suck out all of our brains via the corrupting mind-waves from the ever present 'Wolbereen' fanboys).
Wear ya tinfoil guys!
for some reason you post reminded me of this Retcon a moment on comic history with Wolverine in it thread i read on another comic board. Don't know why.
I think the funniest one i read was the one were he caused the destruction of Krypton . Or the one where he was the one that caused the creation of the Hulk by giving Rick Jones wrong directions......
Btw, whoever said "whatever superman dishes out wolverine will heal from" is RETARDED because when wolverine got shot in the head he was out for 5 minutes... now lets magnify that bullet to the power of supermans punch, which is............. what like 1000 times more powerful maybe even more, and we wont see wolverine for a while, especially if superman just keeps punching.. and punching.. and punching.
Heres some of those retcons :
While teaming up to battle Nitro, Wolverine accidentally slashed the canister containing the carcinogeous gas in it....his healing factor saved him...but Captain Mar-Vell ended up getting cancer because of Wolvie's mistake.
Wolverine was stranded in space after an ill attempt at consumating his love with the Phoenix Force. He see's a spaceship hurtling past him...and in desperation reaches out with his claws and snags onto the spaceship. The damaged by his claws does subtle damage to the shields radiation buffers...and the four passengers inside the rocket are bombarded by cosmic radiation....giving them FANTASTIC POWERS...........the rest is history.
One of the memory implants weapon x placed in Logan's head, was that a wealthy doctor and his wife were responsible for his torture. He caught them unawares when they left a theatre showing of Zoro and exacted his revenge. Plus he really wanted the womans pearls.
Logan stops at a roadside gas station in New Mexico to fill up his bike with fuel. A young man drives up in his car.
"Hey, dude, do you know the way to Santa Fe?"
"Sure, bub. Just take the shortcut through the old weapons-testing field, a couple of miles back. It's signposted."
"Thanks! Later, dude!"
Logan watches as Rick Jones drives away."
Some years ago, Wolverine was working as a truck driver, he had to go unload some very dangerous chemicals to the sea so he took the way to the docks, in the way he decided to run over an old man, but a kid pushed the old man away and Wolverine swerved to try to still run over the old man, he crashed and spilled chemicals all over the kid in revenge.
Apocalypse's Survival of the Fittest goal is derived from Wolverine telling him, "I'm the best there is at what I do." Apocalypse's secret envy of Wolverine has lead to him culling all who are NOT the best there is at what they do.
Wolverine was walking down the street to the local starbucks, when he was interruped by a hellacious fight. The combatants were an enourmous gray monstrosity, with spikes of some type protruding from its body and a hero with a blue suit, a red cape, and a big S on his chest. The surrounding city was at the mercy of these two fighters. Before the final blow was struck, Wolverine leapt into action in order to save his precious Starbucks.
With a mighty BERSERKER CLAW, Logan downed the behemoth. The man in the red cape fell to the ground as well; he was caught in Wolverine's rage.
Wolverine grabbed a caramel macchiato, and was gone again.
Originally posted by badabing
We have to take it easy on this thread or it will get closed again. Cap It Up hasn't been bad. I say we give him a break.
I don't know why I evern bother, thunderstrike worse then a little kid he actauly think bring that crap up helps him, it make shim look like a joke.
for the last time thudnerstrike stop actaing like u know me. I left long befor u joined this thread so stop with actaing like u knew me before I left becuase u did not.
see i could tell u to go **** your self.,but whats the piont? were on a forum it not like i care if u try and make fun of me and also i have a strange feeling u enjoy wierd object up ur u know what 😕
Originally posted by badabing
This thread is going to get closed if we don't stop. Cap It Up, I can tell it wasn't you writing those old posts and anyone who reads them can also. It's just a little ribbing. Now, let's get back to Wolvie and Supes. Anyone think those claws would hurt Supes?