i believed we have stayed to the true nature and origin of this thread.....for when starting this thread i wanted to see the core of every member to see them as humans with their fears and weakneses.....to see how he views himself and otehrs view him inside the community...and i believe i have achieved that.......so this thread has remain true to its nature
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Pizza Party!
If The X-Men threw a pizza party while Xavior was out of town who would they invite?
12-03-2004 04:03 AM
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spiderman
the thing and johnny torch
don't know who else but sabretooth would try to ruin it
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12-03-2004 04:06 AM
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lol
12-03-2004 04:06 AM
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Yeah and then it would turn into one of those scary teen movies like Jeepers Creepers or Halloween.
12-03-2004 04:08 AM
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Or Scott would ***** about it! He would wine and then Logan would smell underage drinking...dum dum dum and they would all have saspentions. Logan would then inform the proffessor and call everyones parents right after he found the beer!
12-03-2004 04:10 AM
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yeah a lot of students would be on kick.
emma would pass a fatty to scott and being on the leash he is he woud try it.
logan and creed would settle their differences with a drinking
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12-03-2004 04:17 AM
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thats great stuff
12-03-2004 04:22 AM
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maybe the brotherhood would do a suprise attack but party with the x men.
blob would get blitz and open up about his weight problem.
mystique would shapeshift into xavier and imitate him grabbing his crotch or something.
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12-03-2004 04:30 AM
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lol
12-03-2004 04:32 AM
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it would be pretty cool.
no iron man though.
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12-03-2004 04:37 AM
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it would be pretty cool.
no iron man though.
forge would use his mutant power to create the ultimate beer
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12-03-2004 04:38 AM
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They would have The Thing as their boucer...
Thing: Go ahead ahead Mr. President (Thing stops Doom) Name?
Doom: What? You know who I am!
Thing: Sorry cant say I do
Doom: Dr. Doom!
Thing: Not on the list!!! (Thing hurls Doom a hundred feet)
12-03-2004 05:04 AM
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Well i guess it all depends on who's doing th invitations, I think its safe to say if it was up to the x-(men) there would be a ton of gorgious heroines walking around. And Doom would be on the list! why? Because he has the technology to make the ultimate ........ullllllllllllltimate disco ball!
Wolverine will definitely be in jail cause all the intoxicated youngens like kitty an jubes that're sweet on him would be all over the guy.
12-03-2004 08:43 AM
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lol
12-03-2004 09:58 PM
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this shouldnt be in this forum, but
deadpool would come uninvited just cuz he is cool
spidey would come, torch and thing, iron man would bring the boos
and multiple man would get kicked out for fighting himself cuz he would be piss drunk
and lobo would come from dc just for fun
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Then Ghost Rider wuld kick Lobo's ass
12-03-2004 10:23 PM
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Thing shouldn't be the bouncer..... OPTIMUS PRIME SHOULD!!! Just like he was at the dance club in that "College University" e-comic or whatever.
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prime would charge five bucks to take a ride around the mansion.
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quote:
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Thing shouldn't be the bouncer..... OPTIMUS PRIME SHOULD!!! Just like he was at the dance club in that "College University" e-comic or whatever.
You bastard!!!!
12-04-2004 11:02 PM
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does logans healing factor keep him from getting drunk?
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i don't think so
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does logans healing factor keep him from getting drunk?
i doubt it, i mean, if he can't get drunk, why is he ALWAYS drinking? I mean, beer doesn't exactly taste great, ya know...
i bet it does keep him from getting hangovers though! That's probably WHY he is always drinking!
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they should invite me, of course.
remember guys, just battles.
closing...
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Bugs Bunny and Road Runner vs. Scooby Doo and Shaggy with Scrappy vs. Spider-man
who would win this fight? I say Road Runner has the speed advantage but Shaggy is stoned and lives in a Bus. I am so baked.
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seriously?
that awesome!
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Despite what I think of your ridiculous opinions on comics....
...I can agree with you on one thing......
I'M BAKED TOO!!!
I say.....hold on...........I say everyone eats a few "Scooby-Snacks"
and Spidey's jokes get wierd......
then Speed Racer chills......then.........hold on man.............
then Bugs Bunny tries to kiss Spidey.....then things get wierd.......
Bugs gets thrown out for bumming everyone's high......
then they order pizza.
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Re: Bugs Bunny and Road Runner vs. Scooby Doo and Shaggy with Scrappy vs. Spider-man
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Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Shaggy is stoned and lives in a Bus.
That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
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Re: Bugs Bunny and Road Runner vs. Scooby Doo and Shaggy with Scrappy vs. Spider-man
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I am so baked.
That's pretty obvious
Now back to the topic are we talking pre-crisis or post-crisis Scoob? Ah...f**k it.....I say Scrappy comes out victorious!!!
Btw...whatever you're on I want some too...
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Ummmmm...
Right...
Closing...
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Real World Watchtower
Real World Watchtower
Superman: This is the true story
Martian Manhunter: True story
Wonder Woman: Of seven super heroes
Real World Watchtower
Superman: This is the true story
Martian Manhunter: True story
Wonder Woman: Of seven super heroes
Green Lantern: Picked to live in star base
Hawk Girl: To find out what happens
Flash: When heroes stop being polite *belch*
Batman: And start getting real.
Everyone in unison: The Real World- Watchtower.
Show Starts with Hawk Girl in confessional.
Hawkgirl: I just don’t like him; he’s rude, inconsiderate, always eating, and constantly makes lude comments concerning his speed… I’m just surprised Diana hasn’t smacked him yet!?
Wonder Woman: I just try and stay away from him. He’s always asking dumb questions like “ Hey, Diana when’s the next time your visiting Paradise Island, can you take me?” or “ Hey Diana have any sisters?” I’m just surprised Hawkgirl hasn’t smacked him yet.
Flash: Yeah, me and the ladies of the house get along great. They’re always wanting to hang wit me. Hey who am I to blame them. However I do think the male to female ratio of the Watchtower has to change; although Manhunter is a Martian and I think there asexual so I guess he doesn’t count??
Superman talking to Lois on the phone
Superman: *sniff* I just want to go home *sniff* I miss ma and pa and everyone else so much.
Lois: Why don’t you just fly down here and come visit us???
Superman: Oh… You don’t think I ever thought about that!!! I have responsibilities Lois and with great responsibilities come great power!!
Lois: It’s “with great power comes great responsibility” and I do believe another universe has that saying.
Superman: Don’t deride me Lois this place would fall apart if I left!!!
Louis: Supes, there’s like 6 other heroes up there, I think they would get along fine if you left for a while.
Superman: What, you think a batarang or a magic lasso is going to stop a meteor Lois!? Huh!? Do you!? I don’t think so!!...
Louis: Well seeing as there are no meteors headed for earth today…
Superman: Yeah I guess your right. Ill see you in five minutes Louis.
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A short while later.
Hawk Girl and Wonder Woman are talking in the kitchen
Wonder Woman: He said what!?
Hawk Girl: Something about your magic lasso, he’s really been acting mean lately always bringing up meteors; as if he and Bruce Willis are the only ones who can stop them.
Wonder Woman: Oh man not the meteor thing again. Who told you this?
Hawk Girl: Green Lantern
Wonder Woman: when did he tell you this?
Hawk Girl: In the showe- um I mean the game room yeah the game room
Wonder Woman: O Kay?? Any way when Supes gets back me and him are going to have a little talk.
Flash walks into the kitchen
Flash: Hey Ladies Green Arrow is gonna crash here tonight, is that ok??
Hawk Girl: Seeing as he will probably crash here anyway…
Wonder Woman: Does Batman know about this.
Flash: Umm yeah… He knows. Hey, who ate all the pie!?
Hawk Girl: You did.
Flash: ****!! Well can't you bake one?
Hawkgirl reaches for mace and Wonder Woman stops her.
Wonder Woman: We'll pick some up later.
Wonder Woman and Superman argue in the living room
Wonder Woman: What do you have against my magic lasso.
Superman: Umm nothing… Hey um that’s a nice tiara …do you know where I can get one, Um cause me and Lois were talking and-
Wonder Woman: Don’t try and change the subject on me, you know just as well as I do that we have virtually the same strength.
Superman: Hey all I’m saying is that it takes a lot more than a lasso to stop a meteor.
Wonder Woman: What you don’t think I can stop a meteor Ill have you know I’ve ***** slapped meteors that would make you $#!+ your Kryptonian pants.
Superman: Hey my mom made these pants!!!
Wonder Woman: Oh please don’t bring your mom into this.
Superman: Oh like you don’t bring up your island and all the gods you’ve hung with “Oh just last week me and Odin were talking”
Wonder Woman: Odin’s a Norse god moron.
Superman: yeah whatever, Listen I’m sure you have knocked down your fair share meteors Diana.
Wonder Woman: Your **** right I have.
Green Lantern walks in
Green Lantern: Hey you two lets settle down a bit we don’t want to see this get ugly.
Wonder Woman: Yeah were going to see things get Ugly!!
Superman looks at watch
Superman: Oh crap its eight can we talk about this later I have to go pick up some heavy objects somewhere.
Superman flies off
Wonder Woman: You better fly.
Green Lantern: Let it go, He’s just going through a phase.
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LOL! This is SO FUNNY. Good job Cosmic Kramer!
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A while later
Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter are playing ping pong and talking.
Green Lantern: So I made a giant green gun and busted a cap in that robot’s @$$
Martian Manhunter: I hear that, by the way do you know who ate all those brownies I baked???
Green Lantern: No… Hell I didn’t even know you baked brownies!?
Flash walks in
Flash: *belch* Dang those were some good brownies.
Martian Manhunter: You Ate All the brownies I baked!?
Flash: You baked those !? I gotta tell you I’ve had brownies and yours are with out a doubt the best brownies I have ever had the privelage of eating.
Martian Manhunter: I slaved over a hot oven baking those brownies for the team.
Flash: Oh by the way Plastic Man and Green Arrow are gonna crash here tonight.
Green Lantern: Does Batman know about this.
Flash: Ummm… yeah…
a emonkeroo jumps into the room
Green Lantern: What the hell is that!?!
Flash: Oh that's are knew mascot, I got him to boost morale
Green Lantern: Flash, You know there's know pets allowed in the watchtower.
Flash: Dude, he's not a pet he's a member of the team.
Martian Manhunter: Well could you tell him to stop doing that to my leg!!!
Green Lantern: Oh man!!
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Martian Manhunter in confessional
Martian Manhunter: It’s like he doesn’t even care *sniff* He doesn’t know all the love and care I put into those brownies *sniff* turn the camera off, I SAID TURN IT OFF.
Manhunter smacks the camera
Martian Manhunter: How do my brownies taste now!!!
Green Lantern in confessional
Green Lantern: Yeah, Manhunter is real sensitive about his cooking. One time I saw him beat the hell out of an easy bake oven.
Wonder Woman In confessional
Wonder Woman: Me and Batman have a little bit of a thing going, but lately he’s been acting kinda mysterious and shady? He comes home like at six in the morning, after being out all night with Zeus knows who! I mean who in the underworld does he think he is. So anyway we were talking and I brought up our relationship.
Flashback to conversation between Batman and Wonder Woman. Batman arrives at the Watchtower and Diana is waiting for him.
Wonder Woman: Where were you Mr !?
Batman: I was out fighting crime, what do you think I was doing making cotton candy.
Wonder Woman: Are you seeing someone. I mean it doesn’t bother me if you are.
Batman: Oh man not this again, you know I work late… Hey and what business is it of yours what I do at night. I swear, what we had was so 3 ½ days ago get over it.
Wonder Woman: *sniff* so you don’t think what we had was special *sniff* well you go ahead then ‘Mr I am the Night’ you go and do what ever you want.
Batman: Your **** right I will!!
Batman in confessional
Batman: I swear if I wanted a wife I would mail order one from Russia. Nag Nag Nag, I swear I thought we had an agreement. It was a one time deal we were both alone I was drunk out of my mind… !? Oh wait I don’t drink, never mind that… Does any one else smell Kangaroo poop???
Green Lantern and Hawk Girl sitting close on the couch watching television.
Hawk Girl: Hell if meteor was heading toward me I whack the hell out of it with my mace then bust a cap in it’s cratered @$$
Green Lantern: That’s what I said! So how’s about you show me a little bit of that Thanagarian love.
Hawk Girl and Lantern share an awkward pause and make like to kiss each other
Flash suddenly speeds into the room and pops his head between the two.
Flash: Hey guy’s how’s it hanging!!!
GL: Hey FLASH!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!
Hawk Girl shakes her head annoyed
Flash: Yeah man good to see you too… Oh by the way The Atom, Green Arrow and Plasty are gonna crash here tonight.
Hawk Girl: Oh man not Plastic Man
GL: Man I can’t stand that guy… Well tell him know impersonations, Last time he was here made himself up like Hawk Girl and I was this close to … hm never mind.
Hawk Girl: Well I hope you told Batman
Flash: Umm Yeaaah… I just told him and he was real cool with it. Bats was all like ‘Sure I love guest’
GL: Yeah well our lil mascot emonkarang-
Flash: Emonkeroo! What have you monsters done?
GL: Yeah whatever anyway he left a lil present for you to clean up, you better do it before Bats sees it.
Flash: Yeah… Im right on top of it.
GL: Well you better do it quick because it stinks something fierce.
Hawk Girl: Yeah, Flash what are you feeding that thing!?
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9 am
Flash walks into the confessional
Flash: Wait this isn’t the bathroom!? My bad.
Flash walks out of confessional and into bathroom
Not quite one second later
Flash zips out of bathroom
Flash: Aahh relief.
Martian Manhunter is sitting at the kitchen table reading the newspaper just before the doorbell rings.
Martian Manhunter: Ha Ha, That Dilbert always doing something.
DING DONG
Martian Manhunter: Come In.
Man walks in with a clipboard
Man: Hey I just need to know where we should put these kegs you ordered.
Martian Manhunter: Kegs??? We didn’t order any kegs??
Flash zips into the room
Flash: I got this one Marty. Yes I ordered the kegs just set them down over there.
Man: Ok, Bring them in boys
Ten men walk in carrying large kegs of beer.
Green Lantern walks in with a confused look on his face.
GL: What’s going on here Flash!?
Flash: Oh were having a little get together tonight
GL: And who might be coming to this little get together!?
Flash: You know a couple of our friends Green Arrow, Black Canary, a couple of others…
GL: That’s ten kegs Flash!!! How many others!!!
Flash: the graduating senior class of some high school I spoke to.
GL: WHAT!?!?!?!? The principal of that school obviously has mental problems.
Flash: Relax GL, I’m gonna hold the party in the ballroom it’ll all be cool.
Martian Manhunter: How, might I ask did you get the entire senior class of Memorial High School to come for your party?
Flash: It’s like this, I was invited to the school to talk to the kids about peer pressure and stuff, and I invited them over for a lil party, Don’t worry I’m going to chaperone.
GL: Chaperone!!! You couldn’t chaperone a ****ed sea monkey!!!
Flash: Dude that sea monkey huge. Hey its not just high school kids there’s gonna be some college girls there too.
Flash nudges GL.
Flash: Dude your gonna love it.
GL: Does Batman and Superman know about this.
Flash: Batman’s always throwing parties and Supe’s don’t care.
GL: YEEEAAAH???
A while later…
Martian Manhunter is in the kitchen making bean dip when Batman and Hawk Girl walk in.
Hawk Girl: Why do we have ten kegs in the living room??? And why are you making bean dip???
MM: Flash decided he would throw ‘little’ party here tonight with some other hero’s
Batman: But why ten kegs???
MM: Coincidently he invited some 300 high school kids to the party, not to mention some college ones.
Hawk Girl: Dang that’s one big party!?! How do you plan on keeping this under controll
MM: Superman has it covered, Suprisingly he is looking foreward to the party he thinks he’ll be able to “break it down” with the kids…
Batman: Don’t worry Hawk Girl, high school kids are a superstitious cowardly lot!
Hawk Girl: No Batman, your thinking of ‘evil doers’.
Batman: Oh yeah… I always get those two mixed up. So who are the other heroes coming to this party?
MM: As far as I know it’s going to be Green Arrow, Plastic Man, The Atom, and Black Canary… I’m sure there are some others but I can’t read it out of Flash’s mind.
Batman: what!? Are his thoughts to complex!?
MM: Ha!! Not at all it’s just weird!? You should see the stuff he thinks about…
Hawk Girl: Ill take a pass.
Batman: well it looks like we have no other choice but to attend this party… By the way does anyone else smell monkey poop???
A short while later…
Hawk Girl is sitting down when she gets a phone call…
Phone: RRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!
Hawk Girl: I got it!! Hello?... Oh its you…
Hawk Man: Hey there baby, I knew you missed me.
Hawk Girl: Really?! Perhaps you forgot me telling you that I never want to see you again!!!
Hawk Man: Oh come on baby that was a long time ago, let it go all ready.
Hawk Girl: Listen what we had is over; you were always cheating on me and running around behind my back!!
Hawk Man: Like I said baby that’s old stuff.
Hawk Girl: I’m not your baby!!!
Hawk Man: AAAHH come on bab-um, girl you know you were the only Lady for me… Listen Ill make up for all that at the little party you’re having tonight.
Hawk Girl: How do you know about the party!?
Hawk Man: Flash invited me sweet thing.
Hawk Girl: *mutters* figures.
Hawk Man: Yeah you should be able to spot me real quick, Ill be the hot Thangarian with the big wings.
Hawk Girl: Ill be the angry woman with the large mace.
They both hang up
Green Lantern walks in.
Green Lantern: Who was that on the phone?
Hawk Girl: Umm, Know one special… just some guy I broke up with a while ago.
Green Lantern: Well I hope he knows you’re not available, because you got a date with a little green thunder!!!
Hawk Girl: what does that supposed to mean!?
Green Lantern: I’m-not too sure???
Hawk Girl: Ok???
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01-15-2005 03:40 AM
Originally posted by colossus17
ofcourse i know who he is.....although i joined weeks ago i have been browsing this forum for months
So. I deduce three things from this and your last post:
1. you're a freak.
2. you have no life off the web.
3. you want to fit in tooooo much.
3.b) why would you research the site's primary members? To fit in? wowwy. So you are the champ of KMC no-salt jeapordy. You'r still a nerd.
Just thought you'd like to know. Oh, and Kramer. Don't get me started on the site's resident dumbasses 😉