Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
Everyone is setting up for the party when they hear the doorbell ring.
Superman: Ill get it.
*opens the door to reveal a heavy metal band*
Superman: Hello?
Scud: Hey dude we’re the band you asked for.
Superman: What’s the band’s name?
Scud: We call ourselves Roadkill we play gigs throughout the Galaxy.
Superman: ‘Yeah dog I’m down with the dope beats, word up homey’ ha ha. That’s a little gangsta humor. However I can’t say I heard of you
Scud: um yeah. We just got done rocking the @$$ off of Argon Seven, Dude the entire population is female ‘HOT’ then we got a call from Flash to come to this party and we were like “*****ing”
Superman: Word. Flash is out on a beer run right now, and the party doesn’t start for a couple of hours. Well you guys/ I mean homies come on in.
Later that night at the party:
The band starts rocking out hard-core style… The rest of the Justice League are at the party watching the High School kids.
Flash: *drinking strait from the keg* Woo Hoo PARTY!!!
Meanwhile
Superman walks up to a group of high school kids talking.
Superman: Gather round kids its piñata time!!
High School girl: UGH!! What a loser.
Superman: Suits yourself, more fun for me.
A young couple starts dancing very close as the reach to kiss a bright translucent green wall separates them.
Green Lantern: Hey!! Not till the third date!!
Young man: but this is our third date!!
Green Lantern: Then get a motel!!
Flash speeds between a group of girls talking and drinking.
Flash: Hello ladies if any of you need anything, like as super fast stud, someone to give your number to, a spanking, or whatever come see me.
Wonder Woman smacks Flash
Flash: Ow what was that for!? I was only being polite!?
Wonder Woman: You call that polite??
Flash: Umm yeah? What’s your definition of it coming up to random people and smacking them
LATER
Hawk Girl is talking to Wonder Woman and Black Canary
Wonder Woman: So what is with you two and the color green?
Black Canary: What do you mean?
Wonder Woman: I mean how both of you are going with heroes with color green in there names.
Hawk Girl: Oh…
Hawk Girl notices Hawk Man talking to some girls.
Hawk Girl: Excuse me I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Flash is talking to a young couple getting rather close.
Flash: Yeah if you two are planning on doing anything special just go into GL’s room he doesn’t mind.
Young Guy: Wow tell GL thanks.
Flash: I will *gives thumbs up*
GL walks up to Flash
GL: What did you tell them?
Flash: Just to have a good time.
GL: I dig it… By the way have you seen Hawk Girl???
Flash: Last I saw she was talking to some guy with big wings. I think it was Wing Man or something.
GL: you mean Hawk Man!?
Flash: Yeah that’s it Hawk Wing Man.
GL: Whatever, I’m gonna go beat someone up.
Flash: OK I’m gonna pass out in the next couple hours or so.
01-15-2005 03:42 AM
Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
Meanwhile in the Hall of Justice
Superman talks to some kids with a half glazed look on his eyes.
Superman: Wow these sure are some good BROWNIES you hafto give my ma the respy *laughs*
Stoner kid: Ya sure dude *laughs* Dude, how many special brownies did you eat??
Superman: *laughs* I’m not quite sure DUDE *laughs*maybe 200 or so
Stoner Kid: *laughs* but dude I only brought like *laughs* 5 man.
Superman: *laughs*I know *giggles* that’s why I put them in the Justice League food cloning machine Dude *laughs* then I laid them on the table so everyone can have some *laughs*
Stoner kid: *Laughs*
Diana walks by
Diana: what’s so funny Superman?
Superman: That’s SuperMAN to you *laughs*
Diana: That’s what I said Superman (freak)
Superman: Dudian- *laugh*I mean Diana Dude you have to try these brownies.
Stoner kid: Yeah they’re awesome *laughs*
Diana takes a bite out of a brownie
Diana: wow these are really good!!!
Meanwhile in a different location of the Watchtower.
Hawkman and Hawkgirl are in the midst of a heated confrontation.
Hawkgirl: 9 times you did it!!! And I still took you back.
Hawkman: Listen its not my fault I was born with these hot @$$ wings
Hawkgirl: Yeah right *sarcastic*
Hawkman: I never heard any complaints, if you know what I mean!! Plus all the ladies say there a good size.
Hawkgirl: Really, well maybe if you knew how to work them!!!
Hawkman: What!!! Well at least mine aren’t FAKE!!!!
Hawkgirl: You did not just go there!!!
Hawkman: Oh I went there!!!
Hawkgirl : Hey!!! These babies are all REAL unlike my ORG-
Meanwhile Batman observes the confrontation from a safe distance…
Batman: What the heck is going on in THANAGAR !?!?
Meanwhile in a somewhat different part of the watchtower…
The Flash stands on the stage wearing nothing but his red mask and boxer shorts.
Flash: Hey ladies they don’t call me the Flash for nothing.
The crowd cheers
Meanwhile
Superman and a bunch of kids sit in a room filled with burning incense and pillows talking.
Stoner kid: You see dudes, Like a quadrabillion years in the future when man is long gone there going to dig up are fossils and artifacts.
Stoner chick: Just like we dig up the fossils of dinosaurs and lost civilizations.
Stoner kid: Exactly!!
Superman: Dude…
Stoner chick: And like all the things that uncover our fossils and artifacts will have to make assumptions on how we lived… just like we do with past civilizations.
Superman: Duuude…
Stoner kid: so if they uncover a toilet seat they might think it’s like a necklace for one of our mighty kings or something… because all they can do is make ‘assumptions’ on how we lived.
Stoner chick: there is sooo much we don’t know… but who exactly will it be who uncovers our fossils and artifacts???
Superman: she has a point there Dude.
Stoner kid: The SQUIDS dude!! Don’t you watch the discovery channel!! You see the squids are going to evolve and take the place of man!!
Superman: I once fought a giant alien squid and Ill be gosh darned if I let squids take over my home!!
Stoner chick: I hear that.
Superman: Be a chum and pass me some more of those ‘MAGIC BROWNIES’.
Stoner kid: You read my mind dude.
Superman: Now if those squids try and take over my planet Ill take them all on!!
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