KMC member hierarchy-top 20 most influencial/significant members

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Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
Everyone is setting up for the party when they hear the doorbell ring.

Superman: Ill get it.
*opens the door to reveal a heavy metal band*

Superman: Hello?

Scud: Hey dude we’re the band you asked for.

Superman: What’s the band’s name?

Scud: We call ourselves Roadkill we play gigs throughout the Galaxy.

Superman: ‘Yeah dog I’m down with the dope beats, word up homey’ ha ha. That’s a little gangsta humor. However I can’t say I heard of you

Scud: um yeah. We just got done rocking the @$$ off of Argon Seven, Dude the entire population is female ‘HOT’ then we got a call from Flash to come to this party and we were like “*****ing”

Superman: Word. Flash is out on a beer run right now, and the party doesn’t start for a couple of hours. Well you guys/ I mean homies come on in.

Later that night at the party:
The band starts rocking out hard-core style… The rest of the Justice League are at the party watching the High School kids.

Flash: *drinking strait from the keg* Woo Hoo PARTY!!!

Meanwhile

Superman walks up to a group of high school kids talking.

Superman: Gather round kids its piñata time!!

High School girl: UGH!! What a loser.

Superman: Suits yourself, more fun for me.

A young couple starts dancing very close as the reach to kiss a bright translucent green wall separates them.

Green Lantern: Hey!! Not till the third date!!

Young man: but this is our third date!!

Green Lantern: Then get a motel!!

Flash speeds between a group of girls talking and drinking.

Flash: Hello ladies if any of you need anything, like as super fast stud, someone to give your number to, a spanking, or whatever come see me.

Wonder Woman smacks Flash

Flash: Ow what was that for!? I was only being polite!?

Wonder Woman: You call that polite??

Flash: Umm yeah? What’s your definition of it coming up to random people and smacking them
LATER

Hawk Girl is talking to Wonder Woman and Black Canary

Wonder Woman: So what is with you two and the color green?

Black Canary: What do you mean?

Wonder Woman: I mean how both of you are going with heroes with color green in there names.

Hawk Girl: Oh…

Hawk Girl notices Hawk Man talking to some girls.

Hawk Girl: Excuse me I have some unfinished business to attend to.

Flash is talking to a young couple getting rather close.

Flash: Yeah if you two are planning on doing anything special just go into GL’s room he doesn’t mind.

Young Guy: Wow tell GL thanks.

Flash: I will *gives thumbs up*

GL walks up to Flash

GL: What did you tell them?

Flash: Just to have a good time.

GL: I dig it… By the way have you seen Hawk Girl???

Flash: Last I saw she was talking to some guy with big wings. I think it was Wing Man or something.

GL: you mean Hawk Man!?

Flash: Yeah that’s it Hawk Wing Man.

GL: Whatever, I’m gonna go beat someone up.

Flash: OK I’m gonna pass out in the next couple hours or so.

01-15-2005 03:42 AM

Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
Meanwhile in the Hall of Justice

Superman talks to some kids with a half glazed look on his eyes.

Superman: Wow these sure are some good BROWNIES you hafto give my ma the respy *laughs*

Stoner kid: Ya sure dude *laughs* Dude, how many special brownies did you eat??

Superman: *laughs* I’m not quite sure DUDE *laughs*maybe 200 or so

Stoner Kid: *laughs* but dude I only brought like *laughs* 5 man.

Superman: *laughs*I know *giggles* that’s why I put them in the Justice League food cloning machine Dude *laughs* then I laid them on the table so everyone can have some *laughs*

Stoner kid: *Laughs*

Diana walks by

Diana: what’s so funny Superman?

Superman: That’s SuperMAN to you *laughs*

Diana: That’s what I said Superman (freak)

Superman: Dudian- *laugh*I mean Diana Dude you have to try these brownies.

Stoner kid: Yeah they’re awesome *laughs*

Diana takes a bite out of a brownie

Diana: wow these are really good!!!

Meanwhile in a different location of the Watchtower.

Hawkman and Hawkgirl are in the midst of a heated confrontation.

Hawkgirl: 9 times you did it!!! And I still took you back.

Hawkman: Listen its not my fault I was born with these hot @$$ wings

Hawkgirl: Yeah right *sarcastic*

Hawkman: I never heard any complaints, if you know what I mean!! Plus all the ladies say there a good size.

Hawkgirl: Really, well maybe if you knew how to work them!!!

Hawkman: What!!! Well at least mine aren’t FAKE!!!!

Hawkgirl: You did not just go there!!!

Hawkman: Oh I went there!!!

Hawkgirl : Hey!!! These babies are all REAL unlike my ORG-

Meanwhile Batman observes the confrontation from a safe distance…

Batman: What the heck is going on in THANAGAR !?!?

Meanwhile in a somewhat different part of the watchtower…

The Flash stands on the stage wearing nothing but his red mask and boxer shorts.

Flash: Hey ladies they don’t call me the Flash for nothing.

The crowd cheers

Meanwhile

Superman and a bunch of kids sit in a room filled with burning incense and pillows talking.

Stoner kid: You see dudes, Like a quadrabillion years in the future when man is long gone there going to dig up are fossils and artifacts.

Stoner chick: Just like we dig up the fossils of dinosaurs and lost civilizations.

Stoner kid: Exactly!!

Superman: Dude…

Stoner chick: And like all the things that uncover our fossils and artifacts will have to make assumptions on how we lived… just like we do with past civilizations.

Superman: Duuude…

Stoner kid: so if they uncover a toilet seat they might think it’s like a necklace for one of our mighty kings or something… because all they can do is make ‘assumptions’ on how we lived.

Stoner chick: there is sooo much we don’t know… but who exactly will it be who uncovers our fossils and artifacts???

Superman: she has a point there Dude.

Stoner kid: The SQUIDS dude!! Don’t you watch the discovery channel!! You see the squids are going to evolve and take the place of man!!
Superman: I once fought a giant alien squid and Ill be gosh darned if I let squids take over my home!!

Stoner chick: I hear that.

Superman: Be a chum and pass me some more of those ‘MAGIC BROWNIES’.

Stoner kid: You read my mind dude.

Superman: Now if those squids try and take over my planet Ill take them all on!!

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A very short while later: Hawkgirl and Hawkman continue their fight…
Hawkman: Hey even the HYNDINBURG looks small when it’s flying into the GRAND KANYON!!!!

Hawkgirl: OH REALLY!!!

*WHACK!!!* a giant green mace knocks Hawkman out.

Green Lantern: FLY INTO THAT ****!!!!

Hawkgirl: It’s about time!

Green Lantern: Sorry I got into this stupid argument with Superman about ‘SQUIDS’?? Then he gave me these awesome brownies!

Hawkgirl: Give me some of that green sugar!

Green Lantern: Right on
The two start making out…

Meanwhile Wonder Woman is wearing a tie died T-shirt with assorted hippy accessories. She then approaches the Martian Manhunter…

Wonder Woman: Dude you SOOOOO have to try out these brownies dude.

Martian Manhunter: I’m not sure Diana those brownies have been making everyone act kind of… weird.

Wonder Woman: Oh come on dude don’t be such a ‘square’

Superman jumps in the scene with fudge all over his face.

Superman: Did somebody say ‘squid’?

Wonder Woman: Dude I didn’t say squid I said SQUARE.

Superman: That sounds like squid talk to me!!!

Wonder Woman: Dude chill out and try some more brownies!!

Superman: Good idea… Manhunter you really should try out these brownies…

Wonder Woman: Yeah dude their like all natural straight from Hera herself *laughs*

Manhunter: Listen I don’t want your doped up brownies.

Superman: Dude don’t be jealous just because they beat the trash out of your brownies.

*WHACK* Superman is knocked out by a telekinetic blast (or something) from the Martian.

Manhunter: HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE BROWNIES NOW!!!!

Batman jumps in the scene

Batman: what’s going on here??? Hey what’s with these brownies???

Wonder Woman: Relax Dude there all natural.

Batman takes a small taste

Batman: Do you know what this is!!!

Manhunter: A brownie??

Batman: Yes but its much more!! These are ‘marijuana brownies’!!

Wondy and Marty: !?!?!

Batman: Hell man don’t you understand!!! The chronic, ‘MARY JANE’

Manhunter: Isn’t she Spiderman’s wife?

Batman smacks Manhunter

Wonder Woman: Dude violence is not the answer… !?!?! What did I just say?? I’m an Amazonian!!! Your right J’onn these brownies must be stopped… *laughs* Ha HA Ha Ha...

Batman: she’s right we need to stop these brownies… but first we should learn the recipe!!!

Manhunter and Wondy: !?!

Batman: So we can use it against our enemies…

Manhunter and Wondy: !?!?

Batman: … And for ourselves…

Manhunter and Wondy: !?!?!?!

Batman: For like special occasions and stuff… Come on don’t be squares.

Wonder Woman and Manhunter: We dig it.

Batman: Now lets go makes some brownies.

01-15-2005 03:43 AM

Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
Later that night… Batman, Wonderwoman, and the Martian Manhunter, work on recreating the magic brownies…

Batman takes a taste of the brownie mixture…

Batman: D*MN it man, its still not good enough!!!

Manhunter: I don’t understand we put in all the ingredients including the ‘Mary Jane’ you requested.

Wonderwoman: But we want these to be SUPER MAGIC BROWNIES.

Batman: HMMM??? I GOT IT!! I’ll use my Bat Chronic.

Batman reaches into his utility belt and pulls out a little baggy with the Bat symbol on it.

Batman: This should do the trick…

Wonderwoman: What exactly do you do in the Bat cave???

Batman: What??? … Its medical purposes!!

Manhunter: This is the ‘chronic’ used in the brownie mixture.

Manhunter hands Batman a baggie full of m.j

Batman: Ok light me up.

Manhunter:?!?!?

Batman: My BAT BONG should do the trick!

Batman pulls out the Bat Bong from his utility belt! (use your imagination as to what it looks like)

Manhunter: Sure?

Batman: What!?!? DUDE! Research!

Batman puts the bong in Manhunters mouth and tells him to inhale. Batman lights up and J’onn breathes in… and passes out.

Batman: Don’t worry he’ll be up by tomorrow afternoon.

Wonderwoman: well now that he’s gone how’s about a little love.

Batman: Amazonian style!

The two make out…

The Next Morning…

Everyone lays scattered passed out from a long night of partying… Superman lays passed out, fudge all over his face, on a tower of pillows

Superman in the confessional

Superman: Yeah it was a good party… I really think I helped keep order and instilled some good wholesome values on those kids. And they taught me a lot as well. For one I learned that brownies can’t solve all your problems… But they do help. And I also learned that super intelligent squids are a force to be reckoned with and must be stopped!!! I think that all in all we had a swell time.

Hawkgirl in the confessional

Hawkgirl: Yeah the party was all right except for the fact Flash had to invite some 300 minors to our ‘secret’ fortress… what a friggin moron. Anyway me and John sorted things out and I think we learned a lot about each other. Like that ring can be use for more than just fighting.

Green Lantern in confessional

Green Lantern: I don’t know what the &$*# goes on in Thanagar. That girl was screaming and clawing, feathers flying all over the place. -What? Heck yeah I’m stickin with her.

Manuhunter in confessional

Manhunter: For some reason… I’m extremely thirsty… and have this strange craving for… Cookie Dough

Batman in confessional

Batman: I think me and Diana took our relationship to the next level. Mainly we’re exploring food… mostly fudge. And I’m thinking about starting a new ‘HERBAL MEDICINE’ branch of Wayne Tech.

Wonder Woman in confessional

Wonder Woman: I think me and Batman have grown closer after our fudge incident, and not just because we got stuck together. The world of man is an intriguing place.

Flash in confessional

Flash: Oh dude that party was so awesome… I don’t remember most of it, but I’m sure it was awesome. I have like twelve different chicks names and numbers written on my arm as well as other parts of my body… My head hurts like crazy but my super metabolism should be kicking in soon. Yeah I’d like to think I brought the group closer together.

THE END

01-15-2005 03:44 AM

Draco69
Senior Member

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: United States
LOL! This is SO FUNNY. Good job Cosmic Kramer!

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01-15-2005 03:56 AM

Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
Thank you...finally the gift of dignity.

01-15-2005 03:57 AM

Draco69
Senior Member

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: United States
Yeah you deserve it.

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01-15-2005 04:00 AM

Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
The K-man has done it again!!!

01-15-2005 04:07 AM

Quick Freeze
X-League Member

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: United States
you need to find a way to publish that

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01-15-2005 04:29 AM

Cosmo Kramer
Senior Member

Registered: Oct 2004
Location: United States
Nah, its far too crude for todays more gentle americans. lol

01-15-2005 07:42 AM

DarkCrawler
Impatient Speedster

Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Finland
This is great.

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01-15-2005 10:31 AM

pr1983
Cyclops

Registered: Aug 2004
Location: Republic of Ireland
very funny cosmo, really, excellent...

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01-15-2005 09:00 PM

Quick Freeze
X-League Member

Registered: Dec 2004
Location: United States
when's the next episode?

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01-16-2005 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by Lord-of-Dreams
So. I deduce three things from this and your last post:

1. you're a freak.
2. you have no life off the web.
3. you want to fit in tooooo much.

3.b) why would you research the site's primary members? To fit in? wowwy. So you are the champ of KMC no-salt jeapordy. You'r still a nerd.

Just thought you'd like to know. Oh, and Kramer. Don't get me started on the site's resident dumbasses 😉

What did you say about pancakes and do I know you sir?

Originally posted by Lord-of-Dreams
So. I deduce three things from this and your last post:

1. you're a freak.
2. you have no life off the web.
3. you want to fit in tooooo much.

3.b) why would you research the site's primary members? To fit in? wowwy. So you are the champ of KMC no-salt jeapordy. You'r still a nerd.

Just thought you'd like to know. Oh, and Kramer. Don't get me started on the site's resident dumbasses 😉

I like you.

Jeapordy.

you got nothin on me Lord-of-Dreams, you like me and you know it! you said so!

I am guessing that you were reffering to me?

hey cosmo, when IS the next episode???

I wrote that a long time ago and I dont think it needs to be awoken unless I decide to use the Avengers or the X-MEN.

do it!

Maybe later but in Chicago its like...dammit none of these clocks are right. Oh well

i think i am the best memeber of this forum......i am the perfect blend of humor brains....and balls....

Well that certeinly was random coming from a new guy that created a thread meant for oldies to tell everyone who they think are the 20 greatest. LOL

Originally posted by Mider
i nominate myself NOT to be on the top 20 list i mean i can even give you reasons

1 i hate the living tribunal the guy should be ***** slaped and then sent to a Turkish prison well maybe not that serious but still he sucks.

2 i actually reported long pig for thinking that TOAA and the DC god are one in the same witch i think was pretty dumb but then again the guy did help me with my Lobo comics

3 ive been bashed more then this armando guy i think i mean tron made fun of me in front of everyone for reporting long pig even though he deserved it at that time but again THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THE LOBO COMICS

4 i only had ONE really good thread it had like 200 posts not as big as others but still a good run ill admit most of the posts were me and masterofchellies fighting cause the guy has a stick so far up his ass the only hope of removing it is through surgery

but beyond that other crap........i think that Beyonder should be on the top 20 list he is a pretty good and informative person also very fare and paola is cool i remeber that her in paola vs tron and i proved to you all that her powers were beyond mere power cosmic and mystic even power primordial seriously ive seen her slap Galactus and him just say thank you can i have another she did this while Eternity was washing her car and Superman Prime was mowing her lawn in the back of the house the LT was unclogging a toilet witch he does anyway on a regulour basis. COME ON LETS GET ON WITH THE MIDER BASHING seriously im not trying to get attention IM JUST TRYING TO GET THIS THREAD BACK ON TRACK!

mider is so fat, he like, cant stop eating

wow

what has this thread gone too??

i am not new......i just started posting a while ago anf was keeping up with the forum for almost a year........also i meant it as a joke...and i creatd this forum so people will open out and resolve conflicts and just say their opinions and whats on their minds......wanted to see who according to you guys is on the top of the food chain and why...

Originally posted by Quick Freeze
mider is so fat, he like, cant stop eating
How do you know?

well i am around the bottom mst likely, i suck at debating

He wouldnt this thread was gold now its nothing.