Women

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sometimes

Originally posted by saucybird007
We aren't that hard to understand... are we???? 😕

To open minded guys who are condsiderate of girls feelings and are willing to empathize to their needs.....No.

But guys who think a girl can be figured out like a puzzle or a rubix cube...well they're in for a rude awakening.

True.

Originally posted by Linkalicious
To open minded guys who are condsiderate of girls feelings and are willing to empathize to their needs.....No.

But guys who think a girl can be figured out like a puzzle or a rubix cube...well they're in for a rude awakening.

You know something babe, I think I should once more tell you how much I love you.

So......

*stretches arms as wide as possible*

I love you this much 😮

btw, I don't even understand women, and I've been one all my life ✅

Originally posted by Linkalicious
To open minded guys who are condsiderate of girls feelings and are willing to empathize to their needs.....No.

But guys who think a girl can be figured out like a puzzle or a rubix cube...well they're in for a rude awakening.

Which category do you belong to? I thought the first, but the food and sweet tasting thing has got me confused.

i like to think i'm open minded. I try my best to understand women and the single most important thing i've learned in my life about women is....

No two are the same, each is different and you should never assume that you "know" someone until you've taken the chance to get to know them.

I know that food and sweet tasting comment is a bit rough around the edges. but it was my obscure way of saying. My wife won't have to have a job if she doesn't want because i'll break my back providing for my family....all she'd have to do is cook and stay sweet...(tasting too)

Originally posted by $¥®€Ñ
You know something babe, I think I should once more tell you how much I love you.

So......

*stretches arms as wide as possible*

I love you [b]this much 😮 [/B]

*steps into your widely stretched arms and hugs you*

how about this much babe?

*then kisses you*

Linker... You friggin' stud.

Teach me, oh wise one, I must know....

Originally posted by Linkalicious
No two are the same, each is different and you should never assume that you "know" someone until you've taken the chance to get to know them.

This counts for every individual, not only women.

no, guys are all the same: sex, ladies, cars, money, soccer... and the anomaly thinks of chocolate too

It may seem like that when you don' t bother looking for what' s hidden behind the surface.

yeah, ... MORE chocolate... and marzipan 😱

Originally posted by Cyclops
Linker... You friggin' stud.

Teach me, oh wise one, I must know....

simple my friend.

first, find a girl like Syren (NOTE: Not actually Syren, SHE'S MINE!! 😠 )

2nd, take the time to listen to her and don't "seem" concerned with how she's doing, but actually "be" concerned with how she's doing.

3rd, and most important....if all else fails cling on to that girl like there's no tomorrow. 😄

Originally posted by yerssot
yeah, ... MORE chocolate... and marzipan 😱
What kind of chocolate?

EVERY kind 😱

Originally posted by Linkalicious
simple my friend.

first, find a girl like Syren (NOTE: Not actually Syren, SHE'S MINE!! 😠 )

2nd, take the time to listen to her and don't "seem" concerned with how she's doing, but actually "be" concerned with how she's doing.

3rd, and most important....if all else fails cling on to that girl like there's no tomorrow. 😄

The only flaw in this plan in #1. The finding of said girl.

To me, there are two kinds of girls in this world.
a) The (pardon my language, ladies) sluts and/or gold diggers.
b) The attached girls.

The sluts are the little friggin' whores that will sleep with anything that is alive (and perhaps sometimes dead as well) and the gold diggers are the ones who will bleed a man for every last penny he has, then leave.

*goes off to search the sluts*

Originally posted by Cyclops
The only flaw in this plan in #1. The finding of said girl.

To me, there are two kinds of girls in this world.
a) The (pardon my language, ladies) sluts and/or gold diggers.
b) The attached girls.

The sluts are the little friggin' whores that will sleep with anything that is alive (and perhaps sometimes dead as well) and the gold diggers are the ones who will bleed a man for every last penny he has, then leave.


😠
excuse me!
im not attached !
im not a slut!
im not a gold digger !
so wtf am i???? 😠