You want some relationship horror stories? Once I get a chance to type for about a month, I will tell you in more detail, but I will summarize my last few relationships,
1) Nutball that had an imaginary friend. Oh, but there is more to this one too. But that is for later.
2) Cheated on me with her ex at a fire hall on Christmas Day
3) Broke up with me, took me back, left me again... came crawling back. It was pitiful. I was ashamed for being with her in the first place.