Women

Started by Syren41 pages
Originally posted by yerssot
it's proven, line, that to think, you need brains
and the brains of a guy are usually located one meter lower 😛

That far down?

Jeez, I've been looking in totally the wrong place............

damn a whole meter?!?! 😱

Man i need to grow taller....

You sure do - or your knees will get all the action.

simply from a biological standpoint, women are more complicated than men. if one were to study physical makeup of women's bodies, they would realize that women are extremely complicated and intricate. take into account their monthly cycles, their ability to conceive children, and all that is involved with these "facts of life." therefore, it is understandable that women are generally complicated and intricate mentally, physically, and emotionally speaking.

what do women want? in my experience, i have learned that it is not important for men to know what every woman on the face of the planet wants, because each woman wants a different thing. the question should be rephrased, what does your woman want? generally, women want and know what is required for a relationship, and men fight it the whole way.
why?

men are pretty simple. sex, food, sports, sex, sleep, more food, t-n-a,... did i mention sex?

think about it before you speak.

madsci
hip hop purist

Originally posted by Line
You sure do - or your knees will get all the action.

you will find out that I'm also ... a tall guy

(adapted quote from Ross of Friends)

But - I thought you were the one with the metre ...?
Or is this tall in a completely different sense?

(And please please please!!! No friends quotes!! It's bad for you you! Bad!)

tall as in height 😛

why is Friends bad? 🙁

So, another guy with happy knees 😄

Not room enough for me to start explaining why friends is bad.
I can say this, though: it makes your intelligence regress!!

no, for me it actually fits the "one meter" description 😛

than friends is good for me, I don't have any intelligence

Did you actually measure?

Come off it!!! Aren't you the one who speaks five different languages? I just don't wanna see that side of you eaten by Ross quotes 🙁 Suddenly, you might not be able to speak Danish anymore. Now there's a tragedy!!!

of course I didn't, I know how much a meter is 😛

I spoke danish 😱
only a few phrases 😛
but could I be any dumber?
😂

But how can you say it's not, say, a metre and 2,3 inches??

* thinks hard. Then decides Yers doesn't actually strike her as dumb, but decides not to tell*

You know what is REALLY dumb???!!? That you've told me that you'll start eating black chocolate when you're 50 to help you with your - well, point one metre south from your head. But then I check your profile and it appears that you're actually 100 years old! You just didn't want to tell wether it worked, did you?? Explain yourself!!

cause I don't calculate in inches 😛

okok... I wanted to impress girls by saying I'm 100 and still am active and all, but the truth is... I'm reall 120 🙁

Well, neither do I, to be honest. Numbers are my enemies.

And ... not active?

I have a NAP with them, so they leave me alone, just needed them to check about that meter 😄

despite the lack of chocolate lately; I cant complain 😉

I just pretend they don't exist - and keep getting nasty surprices.

Wow! Impressive!! But what happened to your dealer if you're suffering from a lack of chocolate? Didn't get an OD, did he?

you better have no calculator near you than 😛
oh, about women... some can't count at all 🙄

nah, he just got arrested for dealing other stuff besides chocolate 😱
the youth these days, tsk tsk tsk

You bet I haven't!! Killed it long time ago!

Not true!! We know how to count - just not that much else when it comes to numbers 😛

By the way - do you know the word stuvekekke??

well, revive the calculator, it will be a lot easier to fool around with numbers 😛

erm, if it has the same meaning as here ... I feel insulted 😛

Nah - we were never friends. If it wasn't the numbers fooling around with me, it was the d... calculator. It had it coming, mark my words.

It's supposed to be a dutch word, you muppet!! 😛 So, I do hope it has the same meaning. Though I'm not really quite sure what that meaning is, as I've got that word from a comedy series, along with donnerloop, voor den traallenkoop, and many many more (I know, I know, probably didn't spell it correctly, and maybe it's all just nonsence.)