Women

Originally posted by Cyclops
This is a general site where anyone can talk about Women and those weird things they do.

I read an article yesterday at

Spoiler:
maddox.xmission.com

about the way women react when they fart. While reading this article, I thought to myself...
"Why are women so repulsed by farts? It is a natural thing. A body fuction that must be preformed. There is no ways around it."

Read the article and you will understand better.

Are there any guys out there that have come close to understanding women? Any women that care to let the guys of KMC in on a few secrets? I know I for one am lost and would not mind a little light shed on the subject of:

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WOMEN THINKING ABOUT? What are the thoughts running through those minds of yours?"

the only thing i know about women is that they dont seem to look at the toilet their about to sit on... heeheehee (evil laughter

Women and gays think with emotion - prolbably... most men with logically, or semi-logically

Originally posted by Line
By the way. My hair's different tonight. Can you feel it?

I'm borred, so I have every right to be nosy.

Not following myself. Slow as well.
No! eating, not sharing? You still owe me!!
Women like chocolate, women like sharing!!!

I usually wear my hair in a pony tail, but tonight my friend made it, and it's much different. Thought I'd just mention it.

yeah, I read ya line, I was gonna go out but something kept me home, so now I'm all hyper and bored 🙁

ok... than lets get two for the price of one... you're a woman, so you like chocolate... I have some... I'll share 😄
*offers chocolate* wow... that was one of the longest reasonings I had to come to the conclusion I should share 😖

and now you mention it, your hair does look different 😑

What kept you home???!!!???
That was no long reasoning! But thanks for the chocolate. May keep me awake on my way home.

Yeah, doesn't it??
😉 Not quite sure I like your smiley, though ...

Sorry, my friends are leaving so I guess I'd better follow. See you soon. Hope you find a cure for your boredom.

🙁

it's a standard smiley 😕

and as always I'm glad to share my chocolate (as long as it's not too much 😄)

oh yeah, also find a cure for my boredom: went sleeping ... well, tried to
hope you had fun 😄

😄 Funny, that's the same solution I came up with.

You TRIED to hope I had fun? Bastard you!

Originally posted by Kaleanae
🙁

Yeah, know that feeling.

that was supposed to be:

oh yeah, also find a cure for my boredom: went sleeping ... well, tried to.

hope you had fun!

not that I tried to hope you had fun 😖

That's all right then. Did sound a bit strange - even for you 😛

Women aren't that bad.
I can think of a few things about men that annoy women 😛

I think we had the list already somewhere saucy😛

hey line, ... I'm not strange; I'm weird

😄 Do tell, Saucy!!

Well that explains it all, Yers, and answers a question that's been keeping me awake for many nights.
By the way - remember the chocolate you gave me? It DID melt in my hand!

than it must have been mixed with inferior dutch chocolate 😱

*runs off to check on his chocolatereserves* 😖

Are you giving me second rate chocolate?? It's ruined my shirt, you know!!

well, I wasn't complaining about that 😛

I don't know what happened... I have to talk to my supplier 😖

but please; accept this bar, it 's 100% pure belgian quality and won't melt 🙂

😄 You've got your own private chocolate supplier (pusher)? It does sound more and more like you're in a kind of abuse, Yers. Are you sure you're in full control of your choc intake?

Thanks for the bar! I'll put it to the test 😄