Women

*breathes a sigh of relief* Afraid such a list isn't available.

But you've called yourself that!! 😛
Not at all! I'm just helping him to moderate his intake, especially when he's working. Otherwise he runs of to the toilet every minute and the customer starts to complain ... 😉

Please add some pillows!! Just not in the bed 😄
Don't excell right now ...

What a touch life you do lead!! 😛

Not a bad idea at all! 😱 But as I'm not that strong, I'd better ask someone to help me ...*looks for big, muscular man*

it's the quiet before the storm 😛 you should publish it asap than 😛

it's that common it's common for me to call myself that 😉
oh, so how much can he drnk now? 😖

I'll throw them on the floor 😄
of course not, too tired 😄

it's just a pain y'know 😉

erm, on second thought ... lets not 😖

No storm today, please!! Can't. Never wrote it down. 'Tis a secret 😛

What does it come from? Your last name and ...?
Just give him as little as possible. But if he starts to shake, give him some more or the walking stick becomes a hazard 😖

That's actually very cozy 😊
All this talk about being tired is making me tired ... *fights back a yawn with dificulty*

You're not much fun 😛

I'll postpone it till tomorrow for ya 😄 but how can men be nice than if they don't have Tha List? 😱

it's just a name that sounds nice 😖
he has a walking stick??? I wuv it! I won't give him anything 😄

I'll fill them up with pillows 😄
join the club I'm tired too 🙁 *grabs pillow*

when it comes down on me getting hurt ... erm... no, not really 😖

*writes mental note to stay clear of this place tomorrow*
And how can I be all mysterious and angry and moody if they're all nice?? 😱

Okay then. It suits you anyway 😛
You want to be hit by the walking stick?? 😖 Carefull! The handle is made out of silver!

*wraps duvet around shoulders and wathces the screen drowsily*

*pokes your sides*

Women go through so much. The pluck, tweeze, shave, wax, sugar, apply, cut, etc. on almost a daily basis. Not to mention they squeeze into rediculously tight pants just to show off their ass... and wear underware that goes up their ass so there is no panty line.

Whenever I go to the local nightclub (Wednesday... cheap beer night! 🤘 ) I notice that women park at least 5 mins away from the door, and wait in line for a good 10 mins... and they have no coat on, wearing a mini skirt and a halter top. That is determination!

Women deserve a lot of credit. So, women... thank you.

i second that...

women, can't live with em, can't kill em... kidding 😛

Originally posted by pr1983
women, can't live with em, can't kill em...

Amen

you can

😆

but you can't, how boring would the world be without women?

Plus then you go to jail and some bald ex-biker neo natzi named Nancy insists you are the women.

so true... but you could get away with it...

I didn't say kill all of course 😛

hEY!I am againt this thread!just kiding.Talk all lyou want about us.JM

of course not yerrs.........

keep the good looking for me of course 😊

hey, we all need a few...

you're right, I need some maids too to clean...

you ever see coming to america? when eddie murphy is in the royal palace? now that is cool.

this is.....just wrong.