how to annoy people in an elevator

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in.."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

love the last 1, and the camrea lol, i would soo do that 😛

Act like you're a schitzo and sing these lyrics:

Who did it? Who did it?
Well I didn't do it.
It must've been him!
Guilty as charged! 😄

You could also act like you're on the phone to your doctor and say something like " What? you're telling me I have a contagious disease"?

😂 i will fo the one of the camera xDD

As loud as you can, start singing The Sign by Ace of Base.

I SAW THE SIGN! AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES! I SAW THE SIGN! LOVE IS DEMANDING WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING! I SAW THE SIGN! AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES! I SAW THE SIGN! AND NO ONE'S GONNA DRAG YOU UP! TO GET INTO THE LIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG!

😆
Try these:
- Bring a chair.
- Say "Oh f***! I think I'm gonna throw up 😘"
- Use a demonic voice and say "I need a new host".
- Smoke
- Stare at someone and say "You're one of THEM, aren't you shocking
- slide against the buttons
- stay faced to a wall and don't say or do anything.
- Pretend you have the Tourette Sindrome. Wait a couple of minutes in silence, then shout something like "GOD DAMN IT!!!"

as the elevators going down jump up as high as you can
😄 while laughing your self to death 😆 😆

then on the way up lay on the floor and cry

trust me this really does annoy the other people in the elevator
😮

Don't wash for a week, make yousrelf sweat and then go in a crowded elevator aiming for the top floor.

eat lots od onion n garlic, then huff n puff liek you having an athsma attack, and faint, with your mouth still puffing out bad breath

hahah there terrible!!
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in.."
thats my fav if n e one did that to me in an elevator i think i would just die!!!!!!!!

sing "santa claus is coming to town" at any time of teh year, but replace Satna claus with Easter Bunny

haha theyr all pretty funny

Or stand really close to someone untill they notice that you are there, and when they look uncomfortable, then say "i have new socks on" then just sit down in the elevator

haha i like standing really close to ppl...even tho its just me and the other person in there.....its always funny hehe

Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?” > luv this one 😂

eneter an elevator with out shoes, and walk up to some one inside, and stare at their shoes for a while, then ask tehm if u can use their shoes

Originally posted by toria
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in.."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

Start at the top of the building, push all the buttons and get off on the very next floor.

LOL I always do that 😂