Join the Darkness

Come Join me. You will recieve
1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

I am head. You can take any position you want.

Im second-in command I already called it!!

Its yours. What else do you desire. What are your evil plans?

Ok you said I own the Dark M&M's.....and I have a rainbow lightsaber................................uhhhh.........and a cool suit and the name Darth Red...............im good to go......except to modify a Nabbo Starfighter into my liking.....

Its yours.

What do you plan, though? Darksiders must always have plans.

Originally posted by star22
Its yours. What else do you desire. What are your evil plans?

Not a chance, that's my position. Make way for a true follower of the dark side, I am the one and only Dark Lady of the Force.

Sorry. Your a little late. The dark side is first come, first seved. However, you may be the Dark Lady and Queen of the Galaxy if you so desire.

....that works, I guess!

What are your plans. How are you going to take over? How will you serve and help the dark side?

I am a former Jedi who fell to the dark side some time ago....and it is my desire to completely wipe out all the Jedi. Once they are gone, it will be easy for us to move in and take over the galaxy.

Darkness is a joke, the light gives you anything you desire under $2.00...

Hi my name is Red and it had been 1 day since I joined the Dark side *therapy group claps*

I am a cousin of Anakin and have great force.....

"You want to join the light".... please, please.... *cries*

It's not "the Darkness"

It's the Dark Side!

You like full metal alchemist, don't you... Right now you can be a jedi alchemist.... You can be know it eradicate the sith from the face of the galaxy.... I know you want to....

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
It's not "the Darkness"

It's the Dark Side!

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Hey, that's what star 22 wrote.... I know it's the darkside... Join the lightside and get a lightsaber 50% off...

Hahahaha! 😐 No.

I'm a Dark Sider through and through. 😈

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Hahahaha! 😐 No.

I'm a Dark Sider through and through. 😈

Damn straight vader

Originally posted by JLred
Ok you said I own the Dark M&M's.....and I have a rainbow lightsaber................................uhhhh.........and a cool suit and the name Darth Red...............im good to go......except to modify a Nabbo Starfighter into my liking.....

a rainbow lightsaber?.....allow me to quote danzeke....."what are you gay?"

I think i might go to the light....