Join the Darkness

Started by cindy821921 pages
cindy8219 I have died and will die.

I have no idea what you want.

Originally posted by Fëanor
kewl....😄 i take it you speak spanish then

I do.

Mandos Why would I want more?

Yo hablo espanol muy bien.

cindy8219 I have died and will die.

Yo tambien.

Mandos Why would I want more?

Yo espero que tu comprendes, cindy.

cindy8219 I have died and will die.

Comprender que?

Mandos Why would I want more?

La Terra es una chica! 😆

star22 Senior Member

I want Hayden Christensen naked. Then I'll join your side.

Anyone naked that you want. They are all yours. You just have to take it.
Cookies, candy, chocolate, fudge, all the sweets you want. We can even remove the bad side effects so that you can eat as much as you want.

Big Evil Restricted

Alright, I'll call you boss if you can get one of these forum gals smitten over me. *Heheh, asking you do to the impossible. Hence why I'm the master and you are a pawn..*

s|m Senior Member

where do i sign up?
heh heh heh heh heh...

😐

a1hsauce Senior Member

so, i'm weighing my options...if i join does this place offer steak

star22 Senior Member

Pawn? I am darkness. When you do anything evil or bad, I make you do it. How can I be a pawn.

Sorry to say, but I don't think that you deserve any of those girls. I can't let you have them.

slm, you are in. What position do you want?

Mandos Why would I want more?

I will be Sith Lord.

star22 Senior Member

Its yours. Palpatine is dead (stupid Vader), so you can take his place.

Mandos Why would I want more?

I already have a secret apprentice that is working for me, identity I will keep secret even to you.

Mistah DEVIL Living My Last Days

Originally posted by a1hsauce
so, i'm weighing my options...if i join does this place offer steak

It has to!! ...doesn't it?

Treehuggerjanie im thinking about...

Mandos...can i be your mother please?and look after how you eat n mummy stuff?
oh and i will assist my boy in taking over the world and spreading the dark side to become the dark cloud

star22 Senior Member

Yes, we offer steaks free of charge and ill effects. Stakes too.

I already have a secret apprentice that is working for me, identity I will keep secret even to you.

Be careful. Apprentices have been known to turn on their masters. Does he/she have any family? If so, kill them in secret without him ever finding out that it was you.

Wolvielover Godess of chaos

hiya

star22 Senior Member

Welcome do the darkness. What job do you want?

grey fox KMC Magik Founder

hey do you guy do cupcakes , you cant be evil without cupcakes ^__^