Join the Darkness

Started by Darth Mantis21 pages

Eradication is man's true nature....

there you are!!

Oblivion is inevitable...

Are you excepting death?

you bore me

But for those who would like to defy their fate of destruction... Resist the darkside... Has the strongest of minds... There is only one way to do this... The lightside....

Originally posted by star22
Come Join me. You will recieve
1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

I am head. You can take any position you want.

do we have to wear tight spandex and sing in a very high voice?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
do we have to wear tight spandex and sing in a very high voice?
no....that's only for the men with really skinny legs

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
But for those who would like to defy their fate of destruction... Resist the darkside... Has the strongest of minds... There is only one way to do this... The lightside....

how can you preach such lies?

Originally posted by Fëanor
no....that's only for the men with really skinny legs

you see the title's a bit mis-leading...it sounds like they want people to join the Darkness 😉

Originally posted by Fionnuala
you see the title's a bit mis-leading...it sounds like they want people to join the Darkness 😉
no...only men with really skinny legs and huge adam's apple

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
how can you preach such lies?
Lies... What I said was the truth... If you cannot see that, then there is no hope for you. You will be destroyed like the rest of the sith.

just bring it

well i wan't to be the main prisoner i want to watch the little boys and bomb the jedi council k?

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
just bring it
Bring what... The death star... An ewok... Micheal Jackson... What?

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Bring what... The death star... An ewok... Micheal Jackson... What?
😆 michael jackson

*An Expected assasin walks into the base, and heads towards star22* I don't know what the idiot wants, but this is going to cost him double. *mumbles* pull me from tea time wil he...

Re: Join the Darkness

Originally posted by star22
Come Join me. You will recieve
1. Cookies
2. Dark Chocolate M&Ms
3. Power
4. Long Life
5. Anything else you desire.

I am head. You can take any position you want.

I am in!jm 😈

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
Bring what... The death star... An ewok... Micheal Jackson... What?

i'm disappointed you didn't get my wrasslin reference

I was just adding a little humor...

*Walks into argument* Any of you meatbags seen star22.