I stink
I'm not joking, I really do smell bad at his very moment. Got into work at 5.30 this morning and didn't leave till 17.30 this evening.
I'm just sitting here minging whilst I wait for my boiler to heat up enough water for a bath.
I am a minger, I am El Mingo, I am Ming the Merciless, I am a Jerry Springer, I reek big time, I am humming, I am the Rinky-Dink kid.