I stink

Originally posted by yerssot
you should move to Hoth!

I want to see you burn those calories on that nice iceplanet 😄

I burn off enough calories just trying to stand you, Yerss 😂

hmmm, another good thing about me

now I can dream about my own tv show...

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You forgot Arnia in the places you don't have to go.
Also, does that number work?

Arnia hasn't any big touristic things according to my book,

number DOES work, you can order me with it!

1. Nowhere else is there a glacier that can squash you flat in three seconds
2. It might take a few years to reach me if I ordered you.

yeah, I'm quite popular!

No, I mean that they'd have to stuff you in a container, jettison you into space, through a black hole, and then to my planet.

Sounds like fun! Can I come over? 😂

Bring a parka! 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂

..and hope your sorry butt doesn't implode. 😱

The imploding arses............didn't they play on Steve Lamacq's show recently? 🙄

Did they?..hehehehe..darn, I missed it.

Probably, Steve Lamacq is a DJ on BBC Radio 1 and plays real alternative music. He has bands on with silly names like, Hosepipe Squirrel or Llama Bicycle.

Those names are made up of course but I do remember hearing him play a band called, "The Sultans of Ping FC". Biz-r.